It’s Showtime…

          "So what's the lineup?" Wayne asked, pulling on a horrendous lime green number.
          "Well obviously me and Ryan…and I think Greg and Tony," Colin mused, buttoning his bright purple shirt.
          "What…Tony?" Wayne shrieked.
          "We're doing several rounds, you'll get on eventually Brady," Colin spat.
          "But Colin, who's going to press the magic button if I've got to preform?" Tony asked.
          Colin scanned the room.
          "Chip'll do it," Colin stated.
          "Oh man," Chip whined.
          "C'mon guys, take your seats," Drew demanded, poking his head around the door. Greg, Tony, Colin and Ryan wandered out to a mass of applause and took their seats. Richard was over by the piano and Brad, Steve, Josie, and Wayne were handling the cameras and lighting.
          Drew grabbed his microphone and sauntered up into the crowd.
          "Are we ready?" he asked smiling.
          "God I hope so," Ryan snide.
          Drew looked to Brad who was acting as director.
          "Ok…FIVE…FOUR…THREE…TWO…ONE…. ACTION," Brad boomed.

          "Good evening and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?" Drew began. "On tonight's show, the guy who maxed out my credit card…Greg Proops."
          Greg poked his tongue out at Drew.
          "This broadcast is brought to you courtesy of Tony Slattery."
          Tony crossed his legs and put on a crafty expression.
          "The evil mastermind Colin Mochrie."
          Colin wrung his hands and smiled wryly.
          "And his beautiful assistant Ryan Stiles."
          Ryan just stared at the camera.
          "And I'm your host Drew Carey…. Come on down, let's have some fun," Drew finished and bounded down the stairs and over to his desk.
          He sat down and fiddled with the cards in front of him while speaking. "Hello and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? the show where everything’s made up and points don't matter."
          Ryan faked a laugh.
          "That's right the point's don’t matter, just like the people who axed this show…actually we have a heart warming message for them…screw you," Drew chuckled as did the contestants.

          The show progressed well with most of the games having a tinge of 'what we're doing is illegal' about them and there was the added bonus of no censors.
          This peaked when they had to do a hoedown. Although Drew called for suggestions he essentially chose the topic…it was forever to be known as the "Whose Line resurrection hoedown."
          Greg started:

          "Oh who would have imagined
          We'd get back on TV
          It would never have happened
          Without Colin Mochrie
          He thought up a devious plan
          Gave us all a shunt
          Its just a pity that
          He's acted such a…
"

          Tony cut Greg off and began his hoedown while Colin looked at Greg with pretend confusion.

          "Oh I do love Whose Line
          But haven't been on in quite some time
          I would never have expected
          To commit this awful crime
          I guess that's why I'm here today
          I guess that it's just luck
          I've never cared about the rules
          Yes I never gave a fuck!
"

          Drew was mortified, but laughed anyway and Ryan cracked up laughing and turned his back to the crowd.
          Colin waited until the roar died down then began:

          "Yes I'm the evil mastermind
          The stunt was my idea
          I had to convince the others
          I had to make it clear
          Yes I am really mean
          It's been this way for years
          Now as I finish my hoedown
          Give me lots of cheers!
"

          The crowd let out a huge round of applause. No one bothered arguing with Colin. Then as usual Ryan went last:

          "Who would have ever thought
          We would see the day
          When Drew's Line got resurrected
          In such a special way
          It makes me really happy
          And I think I'm heaven
          Screw you George Clooney
          'Cos we're Mochrie's Eleven!
"

          All eleven of the Whose Line contestants sang the last line together and the crowd erupted.
          A wry smile spread across Colin's face, he'd done it!
 
 

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