Drew, Mr Wick, Kate, Lewis and Oswald were crammed into Oswald’s van. Drew had offered to drive while Lewis and Oswald played ‘What’s That Roadkill.’
          They had only been driving for a couple of hours and had been arguing about directions for probably just as long.
          "Are you sure we’re going the right way?" Drew asked over his shoulder to Mr Wick.
          "Of course Carey," Mr Wick replied, edging slowly closer to Kate, his eyes firmly focused on her breasts. Kate noticing this tried to edge away.
          "We’re going on a road trip…. Road trip, road trip…. Isn’t this so much fun," Oswald piped up.
          "Hey, hey…. It’s a squirrel," Lewis squealed, pointing out the window at some road kill.
          "No way…that’s a raccoon," Oswald chirped.
          "That’s disgusting you guys…besides it was a cat," Kate chimed in.
          At that point Drew took a sharp corner, everyone fell about, Mr Wick landing in Kate’s lap.
          "Oh my…isn’t this a predicament," Mr Wick smarmed.
          After being belted quite violently by Kate, Mr Wick spent the rest of the trip unconscious in the back of the van.