Ted bought many ingredients from the local corner store... Flour, molasses, sugar, chocolate chips. All the stuff needed to create a walking death-mobile! Ted scurried home.
Ted put all the ingredients together, in a really, really big bowl. Using a massive spoon, he mixed them all thoroughly. Then, after rolling it all out, he used the biggest cookie-cutter the world has ever seen, to cut out an evil form. Using an extra large oven, Ted baked the cookie-monster til it was a beautiful golden brown. Mmm-mmm.
DING! The oven timer went off, and the cookie stepped out. The massive Santa Cookie-fiend immediately ripped Ted out his chair.
"Holy crap!!" Ted screamed, "Put me down! I created you, you are mine to command!!"
"BLARRGGHH!!!" Demon Santa shrieked. It shoved the screaming man in it's gaping mouth, and chewed vigorously. Blood went everywhere. Santa laughed and turned towards Calgary.....
THE END
