Life isn't fair. I want magical powers. I swear I'd use them for the good of mankind. Bah, who am I kidding? Actually, I'd only use them if the result directly benefitted me. Here's a small list of some things I'd do with such incredible powers.

1- Make things.   ie: money, monkeys

2- Be the first person on earth to life Gordon's mother.

3- Morph into various people, and do bad things as them. I'd probably spend a lot of time morphed into a girl, in front of a mirror, tho...

4- Fly.

5- Turn invisible. Attend a fancy ball. Beat up the orchestra. Laugh.

6- Or I could do the right thing, and become a super hero. But I am rather lazy.

Now, keep in mind these are preliminary plans, and are subject to change without notice. Details in store.
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