Now, here's a subject to which I've given some serious thought. Really. I have. Here are some of the things I have on my "Do Before Death" checklist... Come to think of it... I could die any moment... I gotta get a move on.

1- Become President (doesn't matter of what, long as I'm important)

2- Become Pregnant (ah, the miracles of science)

3- Apply to an Ivy League College

4- Burn down the college when they laugh at my application essay

So, yeah... there we go. Now, I have more ideas, but some are far too controversial to say... and besides, I wanna be the first one to do these...
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