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Bio-
The unwanted son of an Irish dairy farmer and a Dutch
circus clown, both of ambiguous gender, Gustav Q. O'Donnell
was adopted by Gary Every part one and his wife Denise
and subsequently renamed Gary Every the sequel. At sometime
in late 1989 he came into contact with a six year old
sheep herder, Larry Greenawald. After an illustrious and
sadly, poorly documented, walrus breeding career that
ran concurrent with his grade school education, he settled
in for the forthcoming four years at one of southeast
Pennsylvania's forefront breeding grounds of ambition
and homophobia. At some point in the course of this journey
he picked up a guitar and God smiled. This was actually
because millions across the globe simultaneously professed
their faith in the almighty, but to this day he labors
under the delusion that his undertaking of the instrument
was the cause of the change in God's countenance. Despite
a lackluster high school career he was admitted into several
colleges and universities, most notably Syracuse University
which he proudly declined out of spite. He asks me, your
humble narrator, to remind you that God will one day rain
fire and brimstone upon the pretentious bastards of that
school. Currently he attends one of the preeminent drinking educational institutions on the Eastern seaboard, Temple
University. He begrudgingly accepts his self-appointed
role as "the hot one" in Valediction and silently
resents the fact that he was only made a part a part of
the band for his incomparable good looks, not to mention
his immeasurable wit and charm. Most notably of course,
his favorite color is green. |
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