...but this time it’s gonna be totally different than the 1st, why? Because I got a co-writer now helping me. ^>^
We’re both very proud of what’s been written! Ty Tora ;0
For once in all time a strange occurrence happened, The DBZ crew ended up being sucked out of the WHOOSH vortex from the rest of the crowd. Goku, Piccolo, and Gohan were finally getting good about their landings and performed gracefully as they exited the vortex. (piccolo was smart enough this time to get out of Bulma’s way.) Krillin actually didn’t land bald headed first in the ground, but Bulma couldn’t help but aid him in getting him to "kiss" the asphalt. "WAAAA!!! Why do we have to be stuck in these crazy fanfics!!" Piccolo had had enough, "Listen woman, if you don’t want to be here I’ll gladly frag you out of it!" Bulma shut up for a second and sadly thought about this for over an hour. "Hey guys, I got it!" The rest of the crew were already miles across the open territory by then. "WAIT!" Gohan, being the little hero decided to the worst of his judgment to go back for Bulma and take her to the others. "I don’t know about you guys, but I say we hit the beach!" (Goku was in no mood to do a serious fanfic today and knew that much more comedy always happens on beaches, I mean, look at Baywatch, now there’s a laugh.) Piccolo had no use for such trivial things but decided he would just train there while the others had fun. As they entered the foggy beach they noticed something different about the one they entered. -Gundanium Beach- It struck them that they had to be pick this beach because at any second Gohan would drop Bulma. The beach was covered in fog and Goku pouted about the weather. Kayoken times 5! The heat-wave evaporated the fog and the beach turned out to be a pleasant one, except for one minor technicality, there were massive robots littering the beach. "Hey…that big black one looks kinda cute…I think it just blinked at me~" Everyone fell down around her over that one, even Piccolo fell to at least his knees over that stupid Bulma. Bulma proceeded over to the "big black one" and stroked it’s massive foot.
-Ok, forgive me over this one, but I have to do this…
A new WHOOSH vortex appeared and out of it came master Roshi, *cringe* Marynn, Yaegerobi, Kirin the cat, and…*sob* CHI CHI!!!! "Gohan? Is that you? Gohan! My baby!!!" Chi Chi rushed to Gohan and gave him a bear-hug tighter than ol’ Racoon’s grip. "Oh Gohan, have you been taking your vitamins? Where’s your father, I have to go kil…er talk with him." Gohan was horribly embarrassed and hopelessly pointed in his father’s direction. "Goku! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?! Do you have any idea how worried I was about Gohan? Has he changed his underwear each night? You haven’t done anything to harm him, have you Goku?" Goku just stood there taking the thrashing, a Super Sayin getting beat down by his wife. "Chi Chi I can explain, really I can." She decided that she was done asking the questions and went back over to Gohan and pouted over him some more. Marynn ran over to Krillin and greeted him, "Krillin, where have you been, I nearly considered marrying one of the 80 guys I dated while you were gone!" "What?!? I’ve only been gone a month! Oh well, I forgive you." Marynn won him back just over her killer smile and the string bikini she was wearing. Yaegerobi and Kirin cried as they watched Marynn go back to Krillin, "Man, it just isn’t fair you cat, why does baldy get the girl?" "Don’t ask me, she’s the crazy one." Master Roshi had taken the time to establish a seat made of sand and proceeded with reading those garbage magazines that he so very much enjoys. Finally after everyone settled down he arose to speak. "My dear Goku, how you’ve grown, I like your new hair color, it suits your clothes now, what did you use, Revlon?" "No Master Roshi, I made it to Super Sayin!" "Well that’s nice, hey, why don’t we celebrate all of us getting back together…and Goku’s dyed hair?" They all agreed and Piccolo figured that he would try to top Goku in something else other than strength. Then, out of the robotic warriors appeared 5 young men.
By looking at them you could tell they were abnormally strong for just being boys of earth. They looked a little upset about something probably the fact that they had DBZ character littering their beach. Also the fact that they had been seen greatly bothered the leader. It looked like they were ready to fight when out of no where a little dwarf alien hobbled forth. It was Yoda, and he quickly stopped the Gundams from quickly destroying everyone on the beach. He smacked the leader in the head with his cane and proceeded to introduce the Gundams to the visitors. "This is Quatre it is, and Trowa is here, Duo is here always. Young fighters they are. These two are Heero and Wufei, You be kind to them, the force is strong with these people. Polite you be, bow." he commanded. Heero grunted *Hn* in disagreement but Yoda smack him in the head again and bowed before them. They were a little taken back by this teacher and pupil relationship but couldn't help but smirk. They began to talk among each other. Duo made a beeline for the pretty lady, Marynn. She only giggled and commented on his dashing good looks. Krillin truned red and Gohan was forced to hold him back from strangling the Gundam pilot. Wufei and Piccolo stood silently facing each other, both attempting to read the other's mind greatly impressed by each other's power. Gohan began to dodge Chi Chi as she tried to clean his face so he would look nice for the visitors. He wasn't watching where he was going and tripped over Heero foot. Man, talk about death glares. Gohan just about melted in fear before Trowa told Heero to back off and helped him to his feet. Quatre was talking peacefully with Master Rochi about battle tactics. Goku still curious about the robots lying around the climbed into the Wing Zero. He hit the start button and began to fly faster than he ever thought possible. He felt sick and couldn't figure out how to land the stupid machine. Heero cracked a smile from the beach below. Chi Chi jumped up and down on the beach yelling at Goku to be careful. The foolish Sayin managed to make a bumpy landing on the beach and just about passed out after getting out. He tripped over Korin the cat and Yaegerobi. Marynn who was now hanging on to pilot, Duo's arm looked in heaven. Duo would for sure pay for that later once Krillin figured out a plan. Krillin tried to get her away from him and was talking to Duo. "So what do you do for living?" he asked. "I kill people," said Duo. "I am the Angel of Death. Pleased to meet your girlfriend." Marynn giggled like an idiot while Krillin plotted on how to knock mister Angel's teeth out with his fist.
The little green one couldn’t help it but to mix things up. "Hmm, much tension, you all have. Break the ice, we must." Krillin shot a cold glare at Duo and muttered "Break his neck, I will." Marynn overheard and ditsily cried, "Now, Krillin, you’re not jealous, are you?" Duo couldn’t hold back his smirk and started the maniacal laughter. Goku was truly possessed with the Wing Zero and decided to give it another run. Heero was a little less tense this time about someone else using his Gundam and decided the best thing to do would be to go have a "chat" with Gohan. Gohan decided that after remembering how much he’s been through, this guy was just another human. "Hey kid, these your friends?" "Yeah, well two of them are my parents" "which?" "The old guy and the one who was cleaning you?" Gohan blushed horribly blue and remarked that that it was his mother, but that the one in the Wing Zero was his father. Heero looked up and laughed… WHACK! "laugh too loud and dark, you do." Heero was annoyed to receive yet another lump and turned his head towards the sky, "Be careful you madman."
Goku was having a swell time doing pirouettes and triple lutzs in this behemoth. "Huh, I see what I’m supposed to do, it’s so clear now…" Goku finally had a firm grasp on the handling and landed the Gundam the same way he usually does when fighting, with way too many spins. Heero shuddered, "There better not be any dents in that thing!" Goku leaped out and started yelling like the town idiot, "Let’s play volleyball together!" Trowa and Quatre set down their flute and violin that they were about to practice and ran to meet the others. "Hmm, there’s a game to play, we can." Master Roshi was warming up to this other Master of the arts.
Duo found a volleyball that they could use and they chose teams quickly. One cartoon show on one side and another on the other side. That was easy. Heero serviced the ball first just to warm up. Piccolo got to it first and popped it up. Master Rochi slammed it over the net but Trowa dived for it masterfully. He too hit it up and Duo tipped it over the net. Krillin still angry at Duo dived for the short shot. He got to it and hit it but it went under the net. He got a bit mad at himself but no harm done. Duo winked at him from the other side of the net. They were just warming up. Goku started with the ball this time and smacked it over. Heero caught the ball full force but managed to control it and pop it up. Quatre neatly smacked over to Gohan. Gohan set it up and Chi Chi caught the ball on the side line. She set to cleaning it first claiming that her little boy would not touch something so unclean. She was among the other girls. Marynn was cheering Krillin on while stealing looks at Duo, which didn't go unnoticed. And Bulma cheered and yelled for Goku and Master Rochi, jumping up and down in a boppish cheerleader sort of way. The Gundams had no cheerleaders. They had enough motivation because failure was never a choice. Well Yoda finally coaxed the paranoid Chi Chi to give back the sparkling clean volleyball so they could continue the game. They decided it should be a real game now. To be fair some DBZ characters left the court leaving only five on five. The others would rotate in later. For DBZ side there was left, Goku, Piccolo, Krillin, Gohan, and Yaegerobi. The five Gundam pilots held their own and Yoda whined so he could be the referee.
(OK! Let’s get this straight, ALL of us know that if the DBZ crew wanted to whoop them, they could have in a heart beat, so I made it more interesting ^>^)
Yaegerobi couldn’t help but complain, "C’mon guys, why me? I’m just a pretty face." He always did have a problem with his ego. Well, Marynn couldn’t help but root him on too. Krillin really was losing it now. Yaegerobi got his little boost and was ready to play then, even though it would still be a disaster anyway. Duo couldn’t help from hiding his smirk on his face about Krillin, poor baldy, he thought. Gohan could hardly put up the ball after that incident with his mom cleaning the ball. Trowa really was burnt that he didn’t get to play his flute with Quatre so he just wanted this all to end quickly so they could get back to it. Wufei nearly popped his eyeball out considering how much of a stare-off he and Piccolo were having, you know they both enjoyed it and when the game started it was on between the two of them. Heero had decided sadly that Goku was the leader of the DBZ gang and that it only seemed fitting to see who was the better leader. Yaegerobi amazingly played fairly well, most likely because of his ego being encouraged by Marynn. "Just one destruco disk, just one would shut up that fat-headed Goku wannabe." Krillin really had it out for everyone today, (Too many blows to the head?) but he managed to keep his head. Piccolo served first and shot the ball over the net. Yikes, it nearly took off Duo's braid but Wufei hit it up once, and Quatre dived for the ball to make it over the net. Krillin still laughing to hard over Duo didn’t realize it when the ball hit him on the head, but no harm done because Goku, who was still jumping around like a monkey, dashed for the off balanced ball and flicked the ball toward the net, it was a little too hard, Goku sent the ball soaring into the sky. Heero snickered at this, big mistake for he had failed to notice Gohan powering up in protest of his laughter. This should be interesting. At this moment Bond comes in from the snack bar…(with much effort, we didn’t need a WHOOSH, my partner is doing better than me!)…carrying enough food to feed the entire army reserve for six years.
He (might I remind you this is once in a million that he actually does this.) slipped and all the food went flying into the air. He recovered before the food could fall and pulled out his super foldable table from his pocket and opened it. The food landed and it was the perfect buffet table. Go figure. Hey, it’s Bond, James Bond, we knew it would happen. Anyway, back to the game. Trowa took the serve since DBZ had lost the ball. He smacked it over nicely and Gohan still angry took his shot. He fired it straight back to Heero who caught it in the stomach and fell, real hard. He sprung back on his feet, his pistol drawn, and aimed it at Gohan. " What did you do that for kid?" he snarled. "Leave my daddy alone," Gohan spit back. At this point Piccolo stepped protectively in front of Gohan. "Move away green man." "Bite me pretty boy" retorted Piccolo. (Cat fight if I ever saw one.) Heero pulled the trigger three times blasting a hole in Piccolo so wide you could see all the way down the beach. Quatre fainted into Trowa's arms as the hole in Piccolo's chest grew shut. Piccolo laughed hollowly, "I could have caught all three of those bullets if I wanted to you know, I just wanted to show you what us Nameks can do." Heero was stunned but Piccolo just smiled and pointed to a place right behind the boy. Heero flinched at where Piccolo pointed and turned to look behind him. AH! it was Chi Chi and she wasn't happy. She had enough explosives to be a maniacal guerrilla soldier and she was aiming her anger at Heero. Duo attempted to apologize for Heero's actions of trying to kill her boy but she wasn't listening. She powered up. She took hold of Heero and Duo and knocked their heads together to knock some sense into them about playing with toys that could poke an eye, and proceed to drag Heero down the beach so he could sit and have a time out. Duo saw major stars. This time even Piccolo had to laugh at Heero's stupidity to mess with Chi Chi's son. Even he knew better than to mess with her. At this point Goku sees the break in the game at half time and decides to eat about 1/3 of the food on the buffet table and then went skipping up and down the beach attempting to catch a seagull. Stupid birds. Wufei bows to Piccolo who has succeeded in calming Gohan, the little fireball, down. Piccolo flinches at his kindness yet shrugs it off. After a lovely two hour break Heero comes back looking beaten and bruised and the game continues. Yoda heavily enjoyed taunting his Padiwan Learners, yet they ended the game in a fair tie. Why? Because no one could score on the DBZ guys and the Gundams must have had practice between missions. Just as a massive barbecue was about to commence something not to odd happened. Yes, a WHOOSH vortex, I’m sorry, there’s nothing better to use and it’s late. Of all the people to come out, it had to be the two people we always despised from both shows. No, it isn’t King Kai and Dorothy, they’ll come later ^>^. No, it was cheery old Vegita and Relina, don’t even ask me how they ended up getting in that Vortex together, I’ll call it the negative-positive magnet theory for now. Well they entered and every single one of them cringed. Even Piccolo and Wufei stopped their eye-staring contest for a second to shudder. "Kakarrot! It’s time! I’ve trained as hard as possible and it’s time for us to battle!" Relina seemed somewhat hurt, "Can’t anyone get along for just a second?" "NO! You pacifist!" Goku was flattered by the challenge but was in no mood to do so though. Heero truly admired this man’s bluntness and looks, I mean, who else has that much of a widow’s peak? "Hmm, much evil here, there is." Vegita noticed the Jedi master and shrugged, "I have no problems with you yet, you little toad, and learn to talk right it’s bugging me more than Kakarrot being Super Saiyin." Yoda just about ripped Vegita in two because of that remark, "Like me not, you do? Tough." Vegita decided not to mess with this Master of the Force today. "So, Kakarrot, if you won’t battle me what will we do?" Marynn was already giving Vegita the look and Bulma glanced over for an instant and it was on. "Listen here you little brat, you may look like me, a little, and act like me, again a little, but HE’S MINE!" If it were not for Krillin and Goku there would have been the Bop Fight of the century but we’ll save that for another day. Duo burst into a tearful laugh and went down to the water a while. "Kakarrot, you fool! Why do you waste your time with these mortals when you can be training?" Goku sighed, went over and convinced Vegita to chill out for a while. Relina decided to go talk politics with Chi Chi since she seemed to be the nice one. Goku was starting to worry about the outcome of this get-together if he didn’t do something, "Guys, the surf looks good, anyone wanna join me?" The Gundam Pilots were interested to finally do something non-competitively, well not Heero.
(OH dear, I think I’m losing it, when has that been false. ^>^)
OK! Well just as surprisingly everyone had their wetsuits and swim trunks, another vortex came through. This time it was someone no one wanted to come back. Hi! I’m Ash Ketchu…BLAM! The squirt didn’t stand a chance, Gohan had given him a swift punch into the sky and Goku quickly powered up one kameamea and let loose as it soared in the sky and vaporized the little twirp. "Hmm, much confusion, I sense. Very evil, that little boy was." Sadly, the little rat came right afterwards and saw the tragedy. "PIKA…" "Kami…" "Pika!" "Ami…" "CHU!!!" "MEA!!!!" The rodent stood no chance but had given all his might in that last Thudershock. Goku was nearly overwhelmed, well not really. The rat was gone too and all could be peaceful after that. "Ok guys, let’s go surfing!" Once again Krillin seethed as usual.
The Gundams jumped willingly into the ocean and decided just to goof off. Duo was off dunking Quatre under the water. Quatre giggled with laughter as he came up sputtering. The DBZ characters still stood on the beach daintily sticking their toes in the water. Goku made a mad dash to the outer set of waves and had his fun showing up everyone else. They weren't used to how cold the water was in this year. Relena went off surfing by herself and Piccolo stuck to hovering over the water with Yoda. Vegita was being bashfully led by Bulma into the water. Marynn flirted with Krillin on the beach and then ran into the water. Heero remained waist high in the water with his arms crossed resolved to not have any fun. Goku was swimming laps up and down the shore line by now just for fun. Chi Chi tried to coax the cold Gohan in the water. He decided to stay near where Piccolo was hovering even after his mother complained about his creepy green shadow. Piccolo heard, but didn't stand a chance against Chi Chi, so he stayed quiet. Duo was lazily swimming on his back past Trowa when he spotted something swimming toward Gohan. It looked like a shark and he called out a warning to Gohan and Chi Chi. Piccolo powered up to blast the thing while Chi Chi made Gohan get out and stood her ground angry at the stupid creature for ruining her son’s fun. The creature peaked his head up, oh my goodness, it was Bond. Run Bond, if you know what is good for you. Bond recognized who it was coming after him and immediately disappeared into an underwater cave and hid safely. Gohan got back in the water and they all continued to splash around in the water. Krillin, Goku and Trowa began playing Frisbee in the water with one of Krillin's modified destructo discs. Quatre went off to make up a water ballet and Gohan continued to try to get away from his mother's watchful eye. Relena wiped off her pretty surfboard.
Duo had started to do flips in the water. He accidentally splashed Piccolo with his backflip and Piccolo gave him the ultimate death glare. Heero seeing his friend in trouble jumped in front of the death glare to ward it off. Duo jumped back into Chi Chi's arms, who promptly dropped him. Heero settle in with his own death glare. The tension could be cut with a knife. The other's pretended not to notice and left them to stare. Goku offered to teach Yoda to skip stones, even Yoda was impressed at his skill. The force was with the strong one. At that moment Dorothy and King Kai came strolling down the beach arm in arm. YIKES, all the characters stiffened at the horrible site. Relena headed straight for Dorothy. Quatre ran up behind them and hit Dorothy from behind. He was still scared from where she had run him through with a sword the last time they had met. She turned around and he hit her with an upper cut. She stumbled, but then Heero gave her a roundhouse kick. She spun to the floor as Gohan held her down while Relena took scissors from the spandex suit she was wearing (we call that hammer space) and proceeded to remove two of Dorothy's four eyebrows. "Much better," retorted Relena smiling. Dorothy continued to lay beaten and bruised, (ha ha) King Kai stood shocked for a moment before launching into a joke. It was after his first horrible joke that Wufei turned to Piccolo who read his mind about a charm to stop him from telling bad jokes. Piccolo blinked in understanding and with Goku's help, performed the charm. It left King Kai startled, for Wufei had told Piccolo to remove his mouth by the help of a little trick he had learned from watching the movie The Matrix. ( I had to throw that in) Trowa and Duo just stood on the side lines with the other DBZ characters while they cheered them on. They walked down the beach.
King Kai wasn't that easily kept quite and sadly he decided to draw in his lips again. "Well now I'm hurt, can't a mime comedian get any respect?" King Kai burst into for laughter and happened to unveil something no one meant to see. Yes, Bubbles, his pet monkey had snuck along. "Oh, hiya Bubbles!" Goku still had fond memories of that infuriating monkey going into overdrive right before he caught it on that occasion long ago. The monkey grunted just as much as Heero usually does and decided to go harass Relina. "Mr. monkey, I don't want to hurt you, but get off my surfboard! I don't want your fur mixed in with my surf wax!" Bubbles ignored her as he does everyone and proceeded to jump up and down on her board. She shuddered but did nothing except use her spare longboard. Dorothy was next to a cliff threatening to jump unless someone admitted to the horrible crime she had done to her eyebrows. Obviously, not one person looked up except Bulma. "Don't worry chic, they do this to me all the time." (since we all know how messed up Dorothy is you all wouldn't be surprised about what she does.) So she jumped. Little did she know while she was telling her whimsical story of how wrong all this was she failed to notice that the cliff was merely 3 feet from the ground. All the Gundam pilots broke into tears as they tried to withhold their snorts and laughter. King Kai couldn’t help himself this time either, "My dear, that wasn’t a very big trip, was it?" Dorothy pulled out a gun from who knows where and aimed it at the first person closest to her, Marynn. The bop broke into tears, "Hey, this isn't fair you know! Krillin get over here and save me!" Krillin groaned and then knocked the gun out of Dorothy's bulldog grip. Dorothy was burnt out and again attempted suicide as she strolled over to Vegita. "I bet I could beat you in a fight, you weak sayin!" "You fool! That's it! This planet's history!" Well, not really. Vegita merely flicked his finger and an energy wave knocked Dorothy down. Marynn decided that she would do the only thing she had any use for, "Vegita, Vegita, he's my man, if he can't do it..." Krillin ended her cheer under his breath, "...I sure as hell can." Vegita was losing his already way too short fuse, "Shut up foolish human." He turned to his victim and let her see one last evil grin before she was vaporized. "Ah, now gone, she is. Time it was, about." Everyone had to agree and they were all happy for once. Yeagerobi stood up in front of everyone and declared, "Hey, maybe we should go see a movie?"
To be continued…
