"Don’t worry it can’t take me any longer than 2 millenniums to finish it"
Back on the world of Cybertron, Cheetor was starting lose his temper, and like clockwork, Rat Trap was rubbing it in. "What’s wrong spots, starting to get edgy being in these fanfics?" "Shut up Rat Trap, at least I can transform the right way." Just as Cheetor was about to frag the mouse into orbit, Primal stopped them for the 100th time. "Enough! Whatever happens is what is meant to be." Goku was starting to feel at home with this robot and decided to back him in saying that he is most likely right, "Guys, we’re pretty lucky that we were continued, I mean at least there’s something to look forward to." "Goku, are you nuts! We’re never going to get out of here and you’ll all probably leave me with who knows what kind of crazy monsters." Bulma started the water works again and no one bothered doing anything about it. "Now I see why you guys ditch her all the time, what a nuisance!" Black Arachnia was finally seeing things clearly. Bond had finally given up trying to look for some human females to take advantage of and stopped in his tracks. "Everyone, come here quick!" The group ran to Bond’s position to glance upon a bizarre object. "It’s the oracle," Optimus said. "No it’s something I never could have fathomed, two transporting devices combined into one. The outer part is what I’ve been told to be called a Stargate and the phenomena inside it is called a sliding portal." Everyone of the DBZ team fell down, even Piccolo. (Bulma really fell onto him.) "I hate to say this, but with my experience in having been in so many fanfics, this is one of the most dangerous situations. It’s where the writer had gotten too many complaints about being to vague and also stealing too much from all our real shows and movies. In other words, he’s combining things that could cause an irreversible time shift." All those who were on the ground didn’t bother getting up except for Picollo, until they all knew what Bond just said in English. Bond reiterated, "Okay, in other words, we’re about to deal with a very dangerous WHOOSH, and the odds are this might be the proverbial rejection committee, so whoever the writer doesn’t want to keep around, he’ll have a good explanation as to what happened to them." Krillin, Rat Trap and Bulma then got on there knees and begged, "Please, Mr. Writer sir. Don’t kill us off, you need us! We’ll be better okay?" Rat Trap couldn’t help but mutter his trademark line, "We’re all gonna die!" Bond announced, "People, we don’t have much time we need to jump into this crazy device!" So one by one, they jumped in and were thrust through the wormhole. All the cool characters got to the other side and landed and struck a pose, The Ginyu Force would have been proud of them. As for the others, they landed on their faces and slammed into each other, breaking their falls on one other. Krillin had just gotten up when the other two clobbered him when reaching the end of the portal. All three began kissing the ground, and for some strange reason, the ground blushed. "This can’t be good." Picollo finally got a word in edgewise, but it was too little, too late. The ground finally gave way and it turned out to be a bunch of geodudes, gravellers, onixs, and golems. Unfortunately, some of the onixes didn’t appreciate the smothering. They commenced to try to beat the pulp out of everyone. Everybody was harmless to these stone goliaths. All the energy beams in the world from Goku were not enough and so was the same from Optimus. Just as the heroes were about to give up, a mysterious music crepes in from the darkness…
Note from writer: Now I am writing with "The World Is Not Enough" CD on!!!!
Bond finally pulled out something from his jacket, he launched a full spread force field around the rocky creatures. He searched through his briefcase and pulled out a laptop computer. Everyone was mesmerized by his speed and efficiency. He started rapidly scrolling through a list and finally found what he wanted. Click click. A small sphere materialized, he picked it up. "Gyarados, attack with water blast!" Just as the rock monsters broke the force field, a large dragon-like monster appeared and fired a massive amount of water on the other monsters. The stone beings all collapsed and bond recalled his dragon. "Wow, you have a Gyarados!" a young boy came running out of the clearing. "My name is A…." "No time for introductions boy, you must get out of here now!" Bond seemed a little concerned. "But I’m a pokemon master!" The boy then showed off his little yellow rat. "Kame…" Goku wasn’t in a very good mood. "What’s he doing?!" Bulma had thought the twirp not to be a threat to them. "….Ame….." The boy known as Ash started to get worried. "What’s….going on?" "……Mea!!!!!" Ash just barely ducked the shot Goku launched. The energy beam soared into the sky just before striking a creature in the woods. "Frieza!!!!!!" Goku was scared out of his mind, he thought that he was finished with Frieza long ago. He hurtled the shot back down to the ground it ruptured right into the creature and the had disappeared after letting out a cry, "DIIIITOOOO!" The remnants of the thing Goku thought was Frieza turned out to be a blob of ooze. "Hey, thanks mister, I’ve been trying to catch a Ditto forever." The boy fired a small beam from one of his spheres and pulled the creature into it. He ran off and wasn’t seen for ago long time after that point. But that’s just a different fanfic. "Waaaaaaa! I wanted to play with that little rat!" Bulma started the waterworks and sat down to whimper. "Maybe that rat can teach me something." Rat Trap was getting bored of this whole ordeal of being useless. Piccolo ran into a dense area to discover 9 more spheres. "Everyone take one." Piccolo was stating to lose patience with how this fanfic was going so he wanted the next portal or WHOOSH to come quickly. They all grabbed one and opened them. Here’s who got what:
Piccolo got a Nidoking
Goku got a Kabutops
Gohan got a Dragonite
Bulma got a Psyduck, (Fitting, right?)
Krillin, a Dugtrio
Black Arachnia, a Nidoqueen
Cheetor, a Jolteon
Rat Trap, a Riachu
We all know bond already has all of them.
and Optimus, an Articuno.
Everyone was quite interested with their creatures and began to socialize with their pokemon and brag about who has the best. They commanded there beasts to perform their moves and spar with the other beasts. Bulma was the only one who couldn’t get through to her pokemon and decided that it was just better to stare at it for the heck of it. Krillin thought just too ironic that his was a s bald as him. Bond came out and launched his Gyarados again and had it blast a way through the forredt to make a clearing. They came into agreement that Bond’s was definitely very powerful compared to the others. The group was satisfied and decided that they needed to get out of here before things started to get cute. Even Bulma knew that if anything too cute happened in this fanfic they would all be goners. So Bond resorted to a final measure. "Mewtwo, go!" the alien-like creature materialized and stood before them. "What is it that you want, Master Bond?" "Be prepared to take on all these pokemon!" Bond was dead serious. "Goku, catch!" Bond threw him another sphere, (OK! A poke ball!) this one was different from all the rest. Goku started to open the poke ball "Wait don’t do it until Mewtwo has defeated the rest. "What?!" everyone was worried and excited all at once. Rat Trap didn’t have too much faith in his creature and remarked, that line I won’t repeat again. "Everyone, we’re going to make this count, don’t hold back, okay?" They were ready. Nidoking launched the first attack with an earthquake attack. Mewtwo evaded the attack and released a wave of energy knocking Nidoking to his knees. All the rest sent their pokemon in together. There was nothing more spectacular in any other battle ever. Boulders, lightning, tidal waves, energy bombs, and other massive attacks were launched and finally there was no more battling, just a dense cloud of smoke. It started to cleared and all the pokemon were exhausted, all except Mewtwo. His eyes were glowing bright green, "Mewtwo, energy release!" Then a giant energy wave went in a full spread circle, starting at mewtwo and hitting all the others. Goku knew it was time, "Mew, get him!" A small mythical pokemon finally came out and this time there would be no mercy. The two clashed fiercely and fired constantly at each other, each dodging each others shots. They both powered up and fired a massive beam of energy, they hit each other and started destabilizing. Mewtwo finally put a bigger output in the beam, Mew almost got hit by the beam, but added his own extra blast. The beam increased to a maximum, it was all a matter of who would hold out the longest. Mew then teleported out of the way. (See! This makes the movie look really bad.) The beam melted down an entire mountain. Mewtwo then fired a thin beam right at a tree and the Mew materialized and fell to the ground. It released a final wave of energy taking Mewtwo to the ground. "Mewtwo, swift attack!" "Mew, Metronome!" They both were hit by the other’s shot. They fell to the ground. Finally Mewtwo got up and fired an enormous energy beam at Mew. "Mew!" "Mewtwo come back." And that was it, Bond had won, so now the really old question has been answered. Mewtwo rocks! Mew was sent back to his pokeball. "Everyone, a portal is opening up! Let’s get out of here!" They grabbed their pokeballs and jumped in. Ash popped out of the bushes and jumped in at the last moment with pikachu. (This was against my better judgment, but I had to do it, or people would whine.) Bond was the first one out of the portal and he picked up a rocket launcher that happened to be on the ground. He immediately launched a rocket at a castle up on top of a nearby cliff. He flipped up the control panel on the rocket launcher and steered it away from the mountain at the last second to have it plunge into a nearby weapons facility. The others had arrived and watched as the facility burned down. Ash muttered to pikachu, "Why did they just do that, there might have been rare pokemon in there!" Click. Ash started to look up to find out Bond had a special edition ppk (pp7) aimed at his head. "Kid, come out of those bushes right now!" Bond mostly wanted to be rid of this kid so he decided that when the next portal came around that they would leave him behind.
"Oh great!" Cheetor noticed something moving fast in their direction.
Note to readers: Since I’ve been harassed enough about what I’m about to do, so I’ve changed the names of these characters. (Like I care anyways.)
"Birdymon, Insectamon, T-rexamon, Cactusamon, Tigermon, digi-regress!" The crowd of kids jumped out of the bushes and their monsters shrunk down to a minor height. Ash was staring directly at one of the kids who must of been the leader, looking so proud of himself. Ash’s eyes were glowing with fire, "I challenge you to a pokemon battle!" The kid looked almost as confused as Bulma is when she wants to do something smart, "You mean a digimon battle?" Ash collapsed as he should. "Both of you, we’ll call it a poke/digi battle." Bond obviously wanted this to end soon. "Pikachu, I choose you!" "T-rexamon, get him." The two creatures started sparing pretty pathetically. A lot of pathetic noises were made by the two, and just as things reached it’s maximum level of boredom, pikachu let lose a thunder attack, frying his opponent and basically all the other digimon. Thankfully a new portal opened up and the group left, without ash or the other digi-dimwits. "Man, Fox and WB are going to have a problem sorting that one out." Bond smirked and the others cracked up, they exited the portal in a strange matter though, Bond thought it fitting to open a gap in the portal before they reached the real exit. "It’s time for us to go somewhere we all can enjoy."
They all figured that being dead after that incident occurred. The group landed right into a massive trash condenser, (garbage disposal, for those who are not quite that intelligent.) The DBZ crowd just barely managed to stop the machine in time. Bond got to the top of the machine and stared, "Everyone, come take a look." They got to his position and gaped at the enormous spacecraft they had landed on. "I never did like that machine anyway, but here we are. This is now our ship." Bond seemed overly confident, which we all know isn’t that rare. "We have control to enter any galaxy or quadrant by means of this incredible ship." Bond had taken control of the main panel and was punching in some coordinates. Krillin was sitting in the back of the ship playing "go fish" with the other less important characters. "I was just thinking, there has to be some sort of hero like us out there that has the spotlight." "Hey, Krillin, Optimus says that he has seen someone like that on his network." Bulma was getting quite attached to this robotic Hercules. "So, what do you like to do in your free time handsome?" Optimus couldn’t help but want to frag her, but that was out of the context of his character, and we’d all hate to see her dead…this early! Bond readied the transport drive to beam up this certain kid of fellow; Rat Trap finally walked over to see the figure appear from out of the smoke. This creature was quite small and round, it was also purple. The fog cleared and bond remarked, "Oh no, not him! What have I done!" From behind the small purple thing a shark headed canine jumped out of the fog. "Ahh! Sharky, no Sharky, no! The creature pounced on the purple thing and the purple thing started running, "Ow, the pain, the pain! Oh that’s gonna hurt tomorrow." The two finally came to a halt to take a breath and then insisted on having a beverage. Some how as soon as they both caught their breath. The dog couldn’t help but try to sink his teeth into the purple blob, the creature we now identify as Eek the cat, aimlessly ran into a dark part of the ship where the prototype insect were held…"AHH! Bugs! Gettem off! Gettem off! We all worry what will happen next time……The cat and dog finally stop and decide that they will cause a hassle in the next Fanfic. "So, Sharky, you think the fans will like that?" the purple fur ball asked the shark dog. Sharky responded with incoherent growls and yolps. "That’s what I was thinking too" Everyone took a breath of relief, then sat down and had some "tea."
