This fanfic is due to change scenery spontaneously without much warning.
In a world called Namek, there are some of the people that Bond wants to meet. "Goku, when are we gonna get those new episodes done, I hate having my bald head smashed into mountains over and over again." "Relax Krillin, something tells me it will come soon." Then out of a cave came the most disgruntled beast screaming about some gibberish and we all know her as Bulma. "When are we ever going to get off of this planet?!?, I haven’t changed my hairstyle for days." Bulma then burst into tears thinking about Yamcha and the others. The others ignored her knowing that actually doing something for her would be a waste of time. Finally Bond reaches the planet and crashes right nearby where the others are. "Who the heck are you" screamed Bulma, fearing that it might be more Saiyins. "The name’s Bond, James Bond" It was obvious that Bulma had instantly fallen into some sort of puppy love with Bond as she looked at him with that dopey anime lovesick glance. "You’re from earth, right?" asked Gohan. "Yes and I presume you were also, correct?" "Hey, has there been anymore problems with Saiyins on Earth?" asked Krillin. "No, I don’t think so at least, who are they?" all of a sudden everyone except for Bond fell to the ground as if they had just been struck with a mallet. "Whoa, either something really bizarre happened to earth or there’s some new fanfic writer who can’t combine scenario’s very…mmmph!" Krillin was stopped briefly by Bulma who had shoved a capsule in his mouth and enlarged it to the size of a hover car. "Hey if this was a really serious anime like Bond over there, that could have hurt." Krillin mumbled to himself since we all know he is no where near as important as Goku or Gohan or even someone else… Bond was starting to feel out of place without some really suave background music playing so he decided to tell them his plans. "Hey what the he…." (Do to the event of a phone call pertaining to how the beach was like today, labor day, this writer is putting on his wetsuit and grabbing his board and running for the beach.) "…ck is going on here, I have no idea what these saiyins are and I surely would have known if they blew up an entire city…unless…" Bond was savoring the climax but this time someone actually had the guts to finish his sentence. "Unless we all are about to be in a very …interesting fanfic." Krillin wasn’t to fond of getting another thing hurtled into his mouth to grow to unseen portions so he did what any smart guy says to someone (usually a GIRL) who asks if what they are wearing looks and you want to live for another day when only negative things can only be thought. WHOOSH!
Note to reader: Here is that unexpected scenery chance I forewarned you about expect another change every WHOOSH.
"Would somebody like to explain what just happened?!" Bulma was one to get angered easily so just get used to it. "Wait, I think I know what’s happening" Bond remarked with cunning, "The author doesn’t have a lot of time to write and he doesn’t want to bother having to go back and read to know the setting or what’s happening, that way he can get a sentence a week done." Luckily for Bond, the writer favors his character and Bulma wouldn’t dare shove a car in his mouth. "wow, it’s been so long for the writer that it looks like he’s going to include something new."
Note to readers: new DBZ episodes finally showed up. Down with Krillin’s new voice, I think it’s horrible okay that’s it.
Downloading………
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
"Hey guy’s, look at me, I’m finally a super saiyin!" Goku remarked as he saw his fire blond hair in the water’s reflection. Goku ran around a bit sporting his new powers and then sat down abruptly. "Oh man, I’m hungry, can we eat soon?" The group just sighed and ignored him. "Hey, look Piccolo is here!" everybody except Bond went into a dreamy flashback of their last memories of him and finally bond brought them out of it. "I think I know what we need to do. We must leave at once for a place I’m guessing is called Cybertron." As in most anime’s all the characters spontaneously fell down with the exception to Piccolo and Bond, the more mature roles that guide us through this insanity. "This time we won’t need a WHOOSH Mr. Writer sir. We get bad headaches each time that happens." Bulma was getting annoyed enough and did it as politely as humanly possible for her. "Guys, I’m gonna make a shielded sphere for you to enter, I’ll then power up my kamimea and us it to hurtle you towards this planet and then I’ll blast into it with you." Goku seemed pretty assured that this would work and so they started to do so. Of course, for any of you that have seen the new episodes know that right about now some of that really intense music would be starting right now.
"Wow, now we’re in 3D!" Bulma remarked as she stepped out of the sphere first. Immediately a 100 or more drone robots turned the corner and commenced to blast them to pieces. Goku was about to be a royal hero and waste them all when they heard 3 different voices saying, "I am transformed!" Optimus landed in front of them and launched a colossal beam at the army and then let the other two finish the remaining few. "I am transformed…I am transformed, I am transformed! Why can’t I transform?!" Rat Trap was still moaning about his inability far after the battle was over. "Wow, Goku, their power levels are almost as high as yours when combined." Krillin had ducked behind an alcove and had the time to worry about their power levels. "I am Optimus Primal and we mean you no harm, unless you work for Megatron.." "…Then we’d probably scrap you if you were scrapable." Cheetor finished. "Wait, your organic, that means that you must be human, or at least most of you are. But that’s impossible for you to reach here at this point in time." Optimus pondered over this, "Unless someone has finally brought a comical and serious fanfic together." "Yeah we figured such also, guys I’m worried, the writer hasn’t WHOOSHED us yet and it’s been quite a while, he might do it any minute." Bond was reflecting on past knowledge and finally something hit 3 of our hero’s, Bond, Goku, and Optimus are amazingly alike. So, they went into another section of a corridor to talk privately. Krillin, Bulma and Rat Trap went into a warehouse to talk and Piccolo, Gohan, Cheetor, and Black Arachnia stood on guard sending short gestures back and forth to each other. "Why are we always the ones they beat up on?" the comical relief characters were debating. "Hey at least you have some form of power, I’m just a rat that is helpless and being shot at most of the time." "Yeah Krillin, I have half a mind to smash your bald head in for all that time you and Gohan left me alone!"
At the end of the corridors the imaginative camera zooms out of Cybertron and to another planet that looks strangely like ours but, not really. We faintly hear something
"digi, digi!"
"pi…"
"digimon!"
"pika!!!!"
"ZAP!"
"di…"
"pika!"
"KABOOM"
