Hello everybody! I did it again..
Rock on!
The scenery of Earth was starting to get to the Z fighters. "Goku, I know we’ve seen our share of splicing, but why must they prolong our suffering in these Fics?" Krillin knew all too well the horrors of evil fanfic writers and was starting to get a Jell-O brain after all the blows to his bald head. "Mr. Fanfic Writer, sir? Can you just make one Fic where I not to comic relief?" And from the unknown void of reality a voice was heard. "I’m sorry Krillin, but you and I know that’s just impossible." Krillin started to get gutsy, "Well, can you make me strong in just one Fic?" The anonymous voice could be heard moaning, "All right Krillin, just this once." Krillin nearly fell flat on his face from amazement (Okay, he did). "Really? Well while we’re talking abou.." The voice mumbled with great authority, "Krillin, don’t push it." The area where the fighters were at became shrouded in an eerie mist. Krillin (for once in his life) started glowing a pleasant cedar color. "Brown? Well, okay." Krillin then felt his head burst, burst with hair that is. "I..I have hair again!!" Regrettably, the hair had it’s own free will, so it decided to simply continue to grow, and grow till it couldn’t grow anymore, not without sufficient energy. Krillin started laughing about it at first, "Goku, look at me! I could be the next Fabio!" Goku nearly was floored by the shear stupidity in Krillin’s humor. Krillin started smiling as if there were no tomorrow and started to laugh convulsively, "Guys…I…can’t….help myself…darn….darn you….Fic writer…." The voice from the unknown showed up again, "Well, I decided to mix a little of King Kai into you, so no bad jokes, or you’ll end up like this again." "Okay…..no…more…joke.." Krillin calmed down and proceeded to cut his hair with a few destructo disks. After he finished he powered up and his hair turned (I know, completely impossible) bright yellow. "I’m a super saiyan!!" Vegita stepped in and chortled, "You fool, you just got your hair a different color, you will never amount to the power of a true super saiyan. Krillin caressed his new hair and stroked it as if that would make the situation any better. Goku had seen enough, so he decided to go mix things up elsewhere. He ended up on King Kai’s planet and greeted the snail-looking blue man, "Heya King Kai, I was wondering if I could take Bubbles down to earth with me for today…can I?" The king thought a moment and finally gave his reply, "Sure, but first let me tell you a joke I just…" Goku knew better than that and was already gone with Bubbles. They stepped down to the house and Goku rummaged trough King Kai’s refrigerator. "Hey, do you have ANY manners, Goku?" King Kai’s face was becoming a pleasant ruby red color. (If you ask me, it would attract Marynne in a flash) Goku simply ignored King Kai and trotted to the nearby table to start compiling food items with other a few beverages, this was a task Goku was best at. He stopped a moment to reflect on how crazy the day had started and then shrugged it off. He remembered his past fics with the people he could never forget. The day he got involved with the Gundam pilot, Heero, and how in comparison, today a walk in the park. "King Kai, you have any mustard?" King Kai glowed bright, "Mustard? You want mustard? How thoughtful of you to ask Goku! I’ll give you some mustard, so help me!" "Oh, that’d be great King Kai!" Goku always had a thing for being ignorant to the present situations. King Kai found the mustard all right, and he was about to serve it all over Goku’s head when Goku realized he forgot his ham he had on the counter. "Chi Chi will flip if she finds out I left that on the counter!" And with that, Goku used his instant transmission and teleported home. King Kai sprayed mustard all over his table. He shrugged, "Here Bubbles!" Bubbles looked up with a quizzical look on his face which most likely conveyed a sense of, "You want me to eat THAT? I won’t eat anything that drops onto the floor or table, I’m no dog! But…then again…that mustard looks pretty good." Bubbles hopped up and down a bit, and finally made his decision to eat the mustard. Goku had managed to return home and was quietly sneaking into his own house for fear that his wife Chi Chi would spot him trying to snag the sandwich he had forgotten…Chi Chi always got overly emotional into how much effort she puts into making those sandwiches, and how important it is for her boys to eat well and keep healthy. Goku had his one hand at his forehead ready to do instant transmission and the other hand on the sandwich, ready to leave unnoticed when suddenly he felt the cold stare of his wife beaming down on him. Goku slowly turned his head to look in the direction of his flaming wife, with the look of a bull’s fury in her eyes. Goku stared a while then quietly remarked, "Chi Chi…I can explain!" Chi Chi looked pretty determined to tear on Goku and started yelling, "No Goku, no explanations today, where’s Gohan?" Goku took a breath of relief realizing this wasn’t about the sandwich, but still kept it out of sight. Chi Chi started crying and explained, "Gohan was supposed to go to school today, and I just found out he wasn’t there while I was passing by the school, in fact, no students were there!" Goku laughed and told his wife, "Oh Chi Chi, today is a holiday, they don’t have school today, he’s probably off training with Piccolo." Chi Chi tried to regain composure but failed, "You mean he could be home studying more but he’s out training??" Goku laughed a bit and then said his good-byes and used instant transmission to return to King Kai and Bubbles. Bubbles was on the floor passed out from gobbling down all that mustard that King Kai later realized had chili powder in it. "Today’s just one of those days, huh, King Kai?" King Kai shrugged and went back to taking a nap. Krillin suddenly showed up on the scene and cried out, "Goku!" Goku swiveled around to see his friend pale as a ghost. Krillin started sputtering, "I’ve got your instant transmission technique, the problem is I have no control over it, I keep moving place to place the second I think about someone or something. At first I thought about Marynne and ended up at her place while she had this disgusting facial cleanser on her face, she looked worse than Yagerobi. Then I ended up at Bulma’s while she was arguing with Vegita about something trivial. I’m just barely able to keep a focus on staying here. Oh how I wish someone like you or Bulma could help me…crud, I did it again.. see you later Goku, I hope" Then Krillin disappeared, Fabio hair and all. "Now where’s that mustard, King Kai?"
