| Name: Jesse Alcantar A.K.A.: B0NEZ, STRIKER D.O.B.: March 15, 1989 Were I Live: North Hills, California Favorite Colors: Red and Black Favorite Quotes: "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog".-Don't remember "Whatever, whenever. nigga FUCK you gon do"-DMX. Accomplishments: Being a PROUD FATHER Favorite joke: AFRICAN ROULLET The Prime Minister of Russia invites the African Prime Minister to a game of Russian Roullet, they both had a turn and no one was killed. So after that the African Prime Minister told the Russian, "Next time, we will go to Africa and play African Roullet". The Russian agreed. When the Russian got to Africa the game started. The African, had a room of 5 beautful ladies and said "All these ladies are prepared to give you ORAL SEX, and you can only choose one lady". And the Russian said, "Where is the roullet part in this game?" the African responded "ONE OF THE LADIES IS A CANNIBAL" |