| Welcome to the History of the Wapponians exhibit. Feel free to admire things, but don't touch as they are all preserved from an ancient tomb in Wapponia. |
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| For this we have no explanation. We believe it to be an ancient god of the people. |
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| The heiroglyphs found near this little baby proclaimed him The High Priest WistWatsh. |
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| A member of the ancient Wapponian Army, in traditional battle armor. |
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| This bewitched Effigy sport Homie G, the Wapponian god of wisdom, and his sons F'lar and F'lung. Homie G's eyes are said to be eternally searching for "The One" That will lead the Wapponians to victory over all of Europe. Records indicate "The One" was killed in a freak pencil sharpener accident, and therefore Wapponia was doomed to 4th-worldism from then on, which should give you an idea what kind of luck we modern Wapponians have. |
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| Here we have the symbol of the nation's former sepratist nation, WappaGappa. WappaGappa was not unlike the Confederacy of the modern USA. The Wapponian Civil War lasted 15 minutes, and pitted the Wapponian Soldiers (8) against the WappaGappan MinuteMen (4). They all called each other names for 15 minutes, then went home and pouted for 18 months 'til the WappaGappan Treasury ran out of licorice and surrendered. |