| Neil of the UUOOTCOSGMATB proudly presents to you... The Wonders of Video Game Logic!!! |
| Hello once again my minions. Today I am going to present to you something that could very possibly change your life forever, and that something is Video Game Logic. Video Game Logic was discovered by my fellow Super Geniuses and I after an extensive research period on the subject, I felt it imperitive to share this knowledge with you. I will now explain to you how to begin your new way of thinking. Video Game Logic (from now on known as VGL) is usually more associated with the RPG genre of video games, but it has been seen in other genres as well. VGL tells us that anything we find on the ground is an item of importance, this item must be picked up an used somewhere within the area/temple/level/stage/dungeon. Any new weaponry or spells that you recieve in this area/temple/level/stage/dungeon is going to be used to defeat the boss of the area/temple/level/stage/dungeon or the boss of the game, it all depends on how cool it looks. If the weapon looks very cool then it is probably extremely powerful. The power of the weapon is also determined on how cool the name is,if the name is dumb then you do almost no damage, if it is cool...you cause devastation. VGL tells us that maps that you find in the area/temple/level/stage/dungeon are pretty much useless, they don't tell you where to go, what to do, or where the items you need are...they merely tell you where you are. Compasses that you find are also pretty much junk. VGL suggests to us that your clothes are invincible and can only be damged in a fight with the boss at the end of the game. It also suggests that the only way that you can bleed is bye fighting with the final boss of the game...it adds to the coolness of your character if you can sustain a mortal wound and then kill the boss. There are also no so-so looking girls according to VGL, they are either horribly ugly or beautiful. Any object that shines or glows is important to you or is just a trick to kill you, such as a coin that comes to life and eats you. You can also be completely healed by a first aid kit that you found lying on the ground in middle middle of a dank dungeon. More to come... |