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Salutations, and welcome to my corner of the UUOOTCOSGMATB. Enjoy your stay.
Life is like a mop
-Sometimes, when your mop gets all filled with...dirt, and...bugs, and...crud and hairballs...You gotta get in there and, and clean it out!
-And sometimes, sometimes that won't do it. Sometimes you gotta get down there with a toothbrush, and scrub, you gotta really scrub.
-And sometimes, that's not enough! You gotta get up, and go to the window...and say "HEY! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not going to take it ANY MORE!
Some crazy thing I made up a long time ago
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