"Hello XWF Universe. I am Geri Miller, the resident stoner and newcomer to the fold. I came into XWF nervous as hell but now that the card for Lethal Lottery is official and I see what I am up against, I can't help but feel confident.
You see, I am here to show the fact that Melanie Childs is simply another generic white girl trying to play off that she is crazy because it is the cool thing to do. You see, in this business there are a million Melanie Childs' running around. The kind of girl who act all hard and then once the cameras stop rolling they rush off to YouTube to watch BTS music videos while they cuddle up to their Hello Kitty dolls. They run to Funimation and Disney Plus in order to feel a sense of belonging. I am not one to try to fit in, I try to stand out and that is precisely what I aim to do in South Africa. When we step into that ring and the bell signals the beginning of the match you will know you are across the ring with a monster in a pint sized body. In this sport I have beaten men three times my size so tell me, why should I be scared of you? What about you is supposed to intimidate me? I am here to sky rocket to the top. I am twenty two years old and in the prime of my life and I will be damned if I allow someone like you to stop my party."
I puffed on my blunt as I looked up at the stars admiring them one by one. I shook my head side to side as I imagined what it was going to be like at Lethal Lottery when I defeated Melanie and went on to face either Bobbi or Roxy for the Internet Title.
"Humor me, XWF Universe. Let's say I fail to win this match what does that do to me? Nothing. I can take the loss and my stock in XWF will be unscathed because I am the newcomer just getting her footing right? I am the little stoner girl who is coming into unknown territory right? Here is the thing, Roxy and Bobbi both have started on Twitter and I am not even close to being ready to let either of those two insufferable bitches get the last laugh. I have worked my ass off for my whole life and for what? So that some people can clown on me on Twitter? So people can see my potential relationship with someone who is a more successful wrestler than me right now and call me names like a ring rat? Do your God damned research. I am a World Class athlete. I was on the World Championship Team USA in the Olympics. I am far from just being that little stoner girl who is trying to date that successful wrestler. I am my own being and I will prove that come Lethal Lottery. I am still in my rookie year in wrestling and I have taken all the bumps and bruises I care to take. It is time for me to get what I have been working this hard for. It is time for me to taste gold and that will come sooner rather than later. Johannesburg better be prepared because I am coming into their city unknown but I am leaving a hero because I am simply tired of being overlooked. Too many times I have been shrugged off and put aside. I am no longer going to be the one who is a stepping stone. It is time for the Goddess of Ganja to take her place on the throne of life. I am going to reign supreme. I will rule with an iron fist. I will be the one who goes after what she wants. Just like I am with Derrick Vayden. He is off limits supposedly but that hasn't stopped me. I have kept pursuing him and I will keep pursuing the throne. Say what you will, Melanie. Keep feeding the unsanitary masses with your lame old rhetoric about how you are going to fuck me up or how you will end my career or whatever old and lame cliche you will try. The fact of the matter is you are nothing compared to me and I will make sure you know that. when I look at the Champions list I keep envisioning my name on the marquee. I keep seeing my name in the talks among the Fuzz's and Madison Dyson's of the world. I came right in and I tried to take Madison's Federweight Title from her.. and I was shown what to expect here in XWF. The fact that I even attempted shows that I am destined for greatness. I will take nothing away from Madison but she will soon see as well that I am not to be fucked with. Melanie I will see you at Lethal Lottery where, just like this blunt, I will smoke you out. Bobbi, Roxy... I am coming for you BOTH!"
I puffed on my blunt a bit more. Truth be told I was just excited to get this match done and over with. I was anxious to debut for Savage. I was anxious to show that I am not a flash in the pan. That I am not a ring rat. I was ready to be a champion and I would not be left behind for Melanie Childs.. no matter how CRAYZEE she claimed to be.