\\- Steal It XWA! Raw cancelled as Alex comes off from a loss from Mike Sanders. It should have been Alex�s match since Sean was earlier injured. But Alex is the man that doesnt back down and now he has the chance to win the TV title. All he has to do is steal the show from Cena. The white boy rapper with the �wanna be� black playa �Teddy�. Its a big match...tshya right! Alex shane predicts he is.... Gonna Steal it-// \\- Static -// \\- As the camera zooms in we see Alex Shane and Ulf Herman getting out of a sleek black Escalade. As the stand in front of a big house. Sort of looks like a mansion with guarded gates we are wondering where we are. Knowing Alex Shane he soon will fill us in. -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- ..... Dont I deserve to be the TV Champion. I dont have to inform you about my presence on the screen as you easily can view. But there are some arse�s that believe they have the slightest chance to become the TV Titleholder. I personally hold all the aspects to gain the title. -:-�Not Perfect But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-........... -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Who lacks those aspects? Well who other than John Cena. Than self proclaimed �Rapper�. That prick should not even be in race for the title. The smart thing for XWA to do is just hand me the every single title. Cause along with Ulf I will steal countless shows and amaze the fans. Well without further adue. I am standing infront of...John Cena�s childhood home. \\- The camera views the extraordinary house. As that is where John Cena grew up... -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- The �Newbury�s Most Wanted� grew up here. Thats correct, the man is a complete joke. You might have seen his new American film, �Malibu�s Most Wanted�....Well where do you think they got that idea from? Seriously, why should I be facing this so called �prototype�. It must have been a �proto�typo on the card. But it doesnt concern me as I will soon become a champion in XWA. \\- Alex moves into the gates as he continues talking -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Of course I give credit where credit is due.. Right Ulf? -:-�Not Perfect But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-........... -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Yes, you see I give enormous �props� to the prick Cena. I mean you have to give the man CREDIT. He believes he has talent in rapping , and is hardcore, then from the ghetto. Well in reality he is a talentless white boy from Newbury, Massachusetts. Give it up prototype. \\- Alex and Ulf mount on the porch of the house. As they continue talking. -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Ulf...Why do you think Cena believes he could rap. Why...What do you think he resembles. -:-�Not Perfect But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-Worthless Mother F�N Prick!! -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- He is just an arse like his �black� manager. I emphasize �black� because....well this is truly the funniest combination. You see John, let me break it down very simple...... Your obviously a white wigga named John. And Mr. Long is your �black� manager. But in reality the man is a rich snob named Theodore...Theodore. Does he sound like a Playa \\- Alex starts laughing as Ulf just stares at the camera with a instense staredown. Alex is laughing at THEODORE trying to act black. -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- John...John John. You have not yet faced the truth. \\- Pauses -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- The truth is...we both rose from lesser known feds. As we are both now in XWA. But come on, seriously, I will not tell anyone. Is this your gimmick that is, all a enormous joke? The whole gimmick and manager. Right? -:-�Not Perfect But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:- FUCKED UP! -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- What Ulf? -:-�Not Perfect But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-....... -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Clearly true Ulf. You hear that John? Ulf mentioned that you must have been �snorting� up a little drug called heroin. Because if you see yourself progressing in the future with that gimmick and actually giving yourself a thought on being victorious over me...then you might have a severe case of Brain Damage. Cena, you yourself realize that you are in no league to compete with the Showstealer, Alex Shane. -:-�Not Perfect But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-....... \\- Alex starts to ponder as he answers Ulf -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- On the mark Ulf. I have to rearrange my grammar for Cena to understand. As you probably know you cannot snort heroin. But all the intelligent people realize what I mean by that. \\- Alex then starts to look around as Ulf just stares down the camera once again. -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- I may be ranting on and on about how you are worthless and ignorant. But you and me are extremely different in one way also. You see I may be ranting on your many, and I do mean many bad points and with that stated I make you realize why indeed you are worthless. And on the contairy all you can leave in the air are stolen raps that Lil�Bow Wow wrote as you just rearrange big words with your opponents name. With words that rhyme in your feeble minded head...like Rat and Tat, no such word but hey it is in Cena�s vocab. All you can rhyme about is the obvious. Well this took me a couple seconds to come up with and I guarentee its tremendous over any of your raps. \\- [[Ulf gimme a beat]]-// First time up to the mic to freestyle. As the Showstealer I got a high profile Believe you cant beat me in the ring Prance your arse back up the ramp and stick to trying to sing I reject your lyrics like I was Yao Ming. Can I write a check? Like your mom, all you can do is drop neck. Oh no, here it goes, West Newburys Most Wanted rappin� again On the other hand the Showstealer�s freestyle gets five tens. Still Worthless like the day you came in When you were born god must have been like...that�s a SIN! Alex Shane a bloke? Never, Nope, Johns the biggest joke Never will win the title, always will be left alone to croak Worthless and pityful now like the great ol� Hulk. Talk about a redneck being a prick Your a rich white boy, chuggin back a lot of dick Come on Cean, you might as well be that prick Lance Bass You and him could be Nsync but don�t break a mirror That might be 7 years of bad luck, will bring terror Consider this your day of bad luck You and Teddy together complete a wounded duck I don�t give a fuck, The way I say things could destroy a glass I will be seeing your family at mass You know what that means, I don�t have to explain it further Once I take the title, you will be throwin a fit, people will say...its murder This freestyle is over so walk away ITS OVA Tryin� so hard to be like Hova... Couldn�t beat me like my name was NOVA! Nova 5-0 against Cena, Teddy aint black, he never tasted one grit! Only thing to do now is to throw a fit, Two things you can do about it