\\- Steal It XWA! Raw this week was spectacular as XWA witnessed Alex Shane steal his first of many shows. This week Smackdown debuts and whose Alex Shane�s partner? None other than...Kurt Ankle? Nope. The Crock? Nope. Triple Ex-Lax? Nope...None other than Sean �Going to the fair� Ohaire. Once again as this series of matches are getting intense. Watch Smackdown�s debut as Alex is placed in a huge match. Gonna Steal it-// \\- Static -// \\- The scene opens as we see a Raw headliner being taken down as there is still one up and then the Smackdown one goes up. The workers take a 30 minute break as we see a huge monster of a man fling the doors open. The camera zooms in as it is Ulf Herman and in back of him...the Show-Steal-Er, Alex Shane! The go and sit on the apron...Well Alex sits on the apron, Ulf sits on a chair in the audience. He looks around as he starts to crack a smirk. -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Doesnt it feel great Ulf? -:-�Not Perfect But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-........... -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- It feels *Imitating Regal* Bloody Fantastic. *Ends* Ah, first of many stolen shows to come. Can you believe it occured in this very arena. Atleast I informed Sean to be ready, but once again he fails, like his career. \\- Alex starts to laugh a bit then gets to the talking -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- You see, yesterday�s Raw I was right here in this very ring. And all those fans were bearing witness to the one thing that Alex does the best, except wrestle. Steal Shows Its pretty hilarious as the age old question is being answered on Smackdown. Whats that age old question? -:-�Not Perfect But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-........... -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- No, Its not if Sean O�haire will ever make it. Thats not a question anymore Ulf, everyone that has some sense knows Sean will never have a career if he keeps going the way he is going. The real question that probably Sean doesn�t even know what it means...or how to pronounce it. Cause as we all know, grammar is not his best �subject� -:-�Not Perfect But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-........... -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- That�s highly true, He had no good subject except maybe being picked on. He must know alot of that as Triple X-Lax made him reach his bloody �Period Point�. All jokes aside.....Deja`Vu Thats right...thats the key word for the day Sean. You see with my intelligence, I figured out that its our the real background behind our match. Because as you and I both know, another stolen show will go down in the record books. \\- Alex looks up as the old sign of the Raw is back, and the workers put the Smackdown headliner on it. As for some reason that has happened twice...its like...DEJAVU just points. -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- I could rant on about your various bad points but why bother if I proved my point once again. Your pointless gimmicks speak for themselves. And your obviously lacking of wrestling skills, which I possese entirely. Poor judgment, Notice how all the ignorant pricks, like Sean have poor judgement. When they actually believe in their hearts that they can compare to my level. \\- Alex then is like a bit confused as he feel�s he is saying this for the second time. -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- I will let you know that next week Raw I will be headlining the Main event...against...Who ever wants to step up to the showstealer. I mean Shane and Bischoff recognize me, something you never received. Thats why I was put up against you once again. They saw me display my talent as they see me as the future of the XWA. Any person with moral sense see�s that I will soon, no scratch that...AM the best thing in the fed. \\- Ulf approaches Alex with a book in his hands as it reads �Cruel Intentions�...Alex see�s it as he is about to speak we see a flashlight right in there eyes as they both cover their eyes. We see a security guard, a young one. -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Listen here, Renta Cop. I will not tolerate your annoyance, if I wanted to be annoyed or bored I will see the 4 corner debut match this week on Smackdown. I mean seriously none of them have future�s like Sean �goin� to the fair� O�Haire. Now f..... -:-�Not Perfect But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-FUCK OFF PRICK!! -:-�Renta Cop = No Respect� Security -:- Listen here...You are trespassing, you disrepectful dicks. You will be asked to leave and if not, I will call for backup and force you to leave. -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Look Ulf, the Renta Cop has a backbone. Get him out of here Ulf, he has no real career like Sean. He is just there, like the reason Sean�s in XWA. To make me LOOK GOOD, no other real purpose. \\- Ulf starts to laugh as Alex look�s at Ulf as Ulf puts the book down and walks over to the fake security. Looks down at him with a intense stare down. He backs off as Ulf follows him out...a couple seconds later Ulf comes back and resums to reading his book somewhere. -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Alright Sean, you look like your intelligent enough .....((cough cough)) Well just listen then. Do you even believe you have the slightest chance to being victorious in our match? Don�t just say it because you are getting paid to say it. Sit back and think about it. Not too hard we wouldn�t like you to cause severe brain damage now would we? \\- Alex looks around for something to do -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- This is boring me enough Sean, speaking on your visible and innner disadvantages. I rather go to the nearest pub, because once again the Dejavu will take affect. \\- Alex looks at Ulf as Ulf approaches him with a book called �Cruel Intentions� then once again the flash light blinds them as Alex is feeling...weird. -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Didn�t we warn you once Renta Cop? -:-�Not Perfect But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-FUCK OFF PRICK!! -:-�Renta Cop = No Respect� Security -:- Listen here...You are trespassing, you disrepectful dicks. You will be asked to leave and if not, I will call for backup and force you to leave. \\- Alex believes nobody else is feeling the dejavu as Ulf stares down at the fake security and scares him off. After a couple seconds he comes back and sits down somewhere. I feel like im saying this twice...for some reason. -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Ok, I guess Deja`Vu is real...Well then that means I will STEAL this SHOW!! I have come to the conclusion Sean, Deja`Vu is the truth behind our match. As once more the fans will see a familiar Stolen show and me handing you another loss. This Thursday, it takes full affect once again and there�s two things you could do about it.... \\- Smackdown comes near you as we see Shane repeat his match yesterday...wait Shane is not done! -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- How come I feel like I have said all this already.