\\- Steal It XWA! Last week Shane didnt feel to well coming in on his debut which led to his first loss. It doesnt matter though because this week Shane has his chance for Revenge...When he faces Sean Ohaire. This week�s Raw is going to be stolen by one man and three syllables..Show-Steal-Er! Gonna Steal it-// \\- Static -// \\- The scene opens in a pretty large room as we see on the big screen a movie playing. We see the actor Ryan Phillipe. The movie looks like...wait it is Cruel Intentions...As we see Alex Shane watching it in his master chair. Ulf is in the enormous couch laying down as it doesnt even let him be comfortable as we see his huge legs in the air. -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Cruel Intentions...What a great movie, But must pricks copy the name and put it in shame? I�m ranting about the prick O�Haire. The man cannot create a good gimmick as we have seen in the past. \\- Alex starts to think as he speaks once again -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- On the contairy, The Showstealer has had a very astonishing career, in short. Thats why Sean wants this match, its simply because the man is filled with pure jealously. Jealous of all my FWA Accomplishments and my successful gimmick. Along with the Herman the German, he for one has something to say about the arse Sean. -:-�Not Perfect But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-........... -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Wow! Ulf one statement at a time man. But that�s correct Ulf, You see Sean unlike me you have gone your whole career with pointless and worthless gimmicks! Plus you were surrounded by kickboxing when you where a wee prick. -:-�Not Perfect But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-........... -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- On the dot Ulf! Your 100% right, all those kicks to the head must have blurred the poor prick�s judgement. Does he actually believe he has a slim chance of beating the Showstealer? Just because I couldnt pull off the win last week doesnt mean Im not going to STEAL the SHOW. Because I will just do that. Sssh this is the best part. \\- Alex starts to view the movie with such �focus�. Shouldnt he be preparing for the match? The part ends as he pauses it. -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- So Ulf, my man. What do you care to do? -:-�Not Perfect But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-Watch FUCKIN FLICK! \\- Alex hits the play button as Ulf continues to watch the movie. Alex starts to talk though. -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Sean, I could just name a couple failed attempts to be �well known�. These gimmicks got you to, what? NOTHING...NBT, and many others. Why do I rant on about your many bad points when I could let your actions speak for itself. �Cause of course I do not want to bore Ulf and all the fans with a 3 hour talk about your disadvantages. -:-�Not Perfect But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-........... -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- By the way arse, yes Sean you claim you have �Cruel Intentions�. Which in fact its believed that everything that has happened where a pure human mistake. I hand it to you, your great at advice Sean but the truth is, myself and Ulf tracked down the miserable employee from last week and found out that he is in a very high paying job. -:-�Not Perfect But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-........... -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Yes sir, the man took your �cruel� advice and made it big. But yes Sean your still the CRUEL PRICK. Ignorant arse. There�s many contrast things about us, Sean. I started in FWA and made a immediate impact, then won some gold. \\- Cruel Intentions is paused as Alex plays the other tape. Its Sean O�Haire as a youngin� in the WCW Powerplant. -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- And you...You still havent even MADE IT BIG. You see it all started in the Powerplant, thats right Sean you needed to be trained! Which in my case, I was born with all charisma and all inbred skills. They recognized me Sean, sight-on-seen! You may have some of the assets that it takes to be a Showstealer like myself...but you actually have to be -:-�Not Perfect But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-FUCKIN WORTHY! -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Very like myself and Ulf. The trainer that was involved with you must have been...like a newcomer. Because obviously he didnt show you how to be a great wrestler...or even a good respected one. \\- Alex continues watching as he talks. -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Simply put, Blurred Judgment or no. Whichever might be the case.. the fact is that the Showstealer will come away with his first XWA Stolen Show. -:-�Not Perfect But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-............... -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Your right the movie is more important then talking about how Sean O�Haire does not stand a chance. Although stealing shows is more important I will leave that for the shows. \\- After a short while Cruel Intentions finishes and Ulf lets out a big groan as he gets up from the couch. Shane wakes up from his sleep as he of course didnt care much about the movie...or Sean�s �Cruel Intentions�. -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Great movie! Ryan did have �Cruel Intentions� Unlike Sean. See I also have Intentions...and thats to come away with a Stolen Show and a Victory. And There�s only two things you could do about it... -:-�Not Perfect But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:- EAT SHIT AND DIE!! \\- Alex starts to chuckle a bit then gets serious. -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- That possibly could be true...but there�s two things that you can do about it... \\- Alex starts to rub his chin hairs as he is mocking Sean O�Haire -// Im not telling you anything, you dont already know! \\- Alex and Ulf go to another room to eat or do something. As the scene closes... The Showstealer predicts a stolen show and a win! -//