NO PARTICULAR ORDER...
-[[Scene opens as the camera zooms in on the lockeroom door reading Booker T. The door slowly creeps open as Booker T is speaking to someone. Who we dont know. ]]-
Booker T: Goldy this match is gonna be easy dawg... Kane? He ain’t no 5 time WCW Champion! Eric Bischoff needs to chill with all that “My Man will destroy you”. Goldy?
-[[ Booker has a weird look on his face as Goldust comes out of the bathroom with a attire and half wig, with some fake burn marks on his face, that resembles the kane before. Booker starts laughing as Goldust walks up to him ]]-
Goldust: Dont you make fun of me Booker. Or else...
Booker T: Or else what dawg?
Goldust: Or else I will cry... I want to have friends... ASTA LA VISTA BABY!
-[[ Both men break up into laughter as Booker speaks. ]]-
Booker T: Damn Dawg, you are the perfect Kane. But too bad he’s gonna get his ass kicked and I’ma then go on to win the Hell On Earth!
Goldust: Yes BOOKER YES!
Booker T: NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT.....
-[[ Booker stops in his tracks as he looks a bit pissed as the camera turns and we see Eric Bischoff. Eric is laughing a bit at Booker T and Goldust. He starts clapping. ]]-
Eric Bischoff: Great job. You guys should take that act on the rode. A even better joke I heard before... You, Booker said you are going to beat Kane.. Hahaha another good one..
-[[ Pause ]]-
Eric Bischoff: Oh you were serious? Well let me bring you into reality. There is no way in hell you are going to stop KANE!
Goldust: Yes he can! He will advance to Hell ON Earth Too! You tell your little freak to not even show up. People will laugh at him, like they always do.. Ain't that right Booker?
Booker T: Damn straight dawg. Later on the Booka man is going to show why he is the best.. And you cant stop it Eric...SUCKA!
Eric Bischoff: Well I see your oozing with confidence. I'll let you too warm up for the beating of a lifetime..and Goldust. I'll let Kane know what you just said... HAHAHA. Both of you will be sorry you messed with us...
Booker T: We'll be sorry? Goldy did he just say that? TELL ME HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!?
Goldust: You deaf Booker?
Booker T: Shut up Goldy, Listen here Eric... You'll be the one sorry for bringing that big retard in the ring with me. Cause you trippin' if you think Kane can beat me.. NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT......
-[[ Booker gets off the screen for a little as he comes back and gets in Eric's face.. ]]-
Booker T: SSSUUUCKKKAAA!!
-[[ Booker and Goldust walk away as Eric starts breaking into a laughter. What does Eric have up his sleeve... this is sure to be a good match here. ]]-
-[[ The camera pans through a bunch of people as we see Goldust laid out and gushing from his head. We then see Kane laughing as Booker arrives into the scene. Booker and Kane come eye to eye as who deep inside is intimidated? Booker looks into Kane’s eyes and speaks angrily... never breaking eye contact. ]]- Booker T: Kane, Come on Sucka. Forget the match! You mess with Goldy you gotta try and do the same to me.. Come on Sucka I dare ya!
Eric Bischoff: Booker... Booker... Booker... Always letting emoticons get in the way. Calm down.. Kane only destroyed Goldust cause of his earlier comments. And if you dont want to face the same fate as your beloved friend here.. then I suggest you leave right now..
Booker T: Yo’ punk ass bitch can’t speak? Come on Kane...
Eric Bischoff: Don’t listen to him Kane.. You’ll get him on your time.. He's just trying to get in your head.
-[[Kane and Booker stare each other down as Kane then begins to laugh very evily as he walks away as Booker is very pissed now and the camera zooms in on Goldust.. a bloody mess. The scene fades to black.. ]]- -[[ The scene comes up as Jeff Jarrett is with his guitar and conversating with Vince Russo as Cyrus walks by with his black leather jacket. He stops and speaks to Jeff.. ]]- Cyrus: Hello boys, I see you two are excited to be in my presence. No, No, No.. Dont get uncomfortable. Just wanted to let you know something.. You've truly proved everyone wrong Jeff.. DWR's customers and I as well wish you good luck.
-[[ He's about to walk off as Vince Russo brings him back.. ]]- Vince Russo: Luck? Cyrus, ya' wanna know something? Jeff here doesn't want or need your luck. The Chosen one.. since when does he need luck? Luck is for people that don't have enough skill..and Jeff here has the skills. Trust me.
Cyrus: If you believe so.
Jeff Jarrett: What does that mean slappy? Tonight, The Chosen One goes down in the books as the greatest wrestler for all time. Write this down Cyrus, Jeff Jarrett ain't the man to be screwin' with!
Cyrus: Jeff, Allow me to bring you up to speed. The market states that the masses of DWR Customers.. Do not want to see people like you state that they are infact the best. Cause it will never happen Jeff.. Your a Comic Genius Jeff... What makes you think you have the slightest chance?
Vince Russo: Cause he’s the best wrestler in the world bayy-bee! The Chosen One.. ‘Da Best Wrestle Alive’ is going to win the Hell on Earth... Now you ask what makes us think that?
Cyrus: Am I mistaken or did I ask Jeff a question? I did not expect a reply from his handpuppet.
-[[ Vince is about to go off on Cyrus as Cyrus laughs at his pathetic attempt as Jeff holds him back. ]]- Jeff Jarrett: You and the rest of the DWR need to Choke on it! Cyrus.. DONT PISS ME OFF!
Vince Russo: Now if you'll excuse us... Shit, We don't need to ask you for your permission. Whedda you like it or not, Jeff is coming out of that match victorious...BAYY-BEE!!
-[[ Vince Russo and Jeff Jarrett walk away from Cyrus as Cyrus stands there and the camera focuses in on him. ]]- Cyrus: That was entertaining...
-[[ Walking around Cyrus begins to laugh at Jeff Jarrett and Vince Russo's expence. ]]- -[[ Slowly the scene opens as the camera pans through a classroom. We then see the sensai of Mattitude - Matt Hardy. Then we see Shannon Moore in a desk taking notes. Matt has some writing on the chalkboard. ]]- Matt Hardy: Listen up original MF'er. I am going to speak slowly for every non-MF'er to folow along.
-[[ Points to the board. As a picture of Cena is on the board. ]]- Matt Hardy: You see this man. John Cena is lacking of something we like to call - mattributes. Come to think of it, John Cena... lacks in everything known to Mattitude. That's why Cena plus Matt multiplied by a match equals... Matt Hardy Version 1 picking up a win.
Shannon Moore: And then advancing to Hell On Earth...for another Mattnificient Win!
Matt Hardy: Your learning MF'er. Anybody could rap, but it takes the best to have a dose of Mattitude. Let me ask you a question Shannon..
Shannon Moore: Go ahead Sensai...
Matt Hardy: Who else is compared or even comes close to my mattributes? Answer? Nobody...
Shannon Moore: Nobody! That's right...What does John Cena have that you dont?
Matt Hardy: What does John have period? That's why "Mattitude On Earth" will be my night.
-[[ We see two milk bottles put on the desk as Eric Angle comes into the scene with his hoodie down. ]]- Matt Hardy: Who let Kurt Angle in while Mattitude is in session!
Eric Angle: Kurt? I'm Eric Angle... The soon to be greatest wrestler like Kurt..That's why Hell on Earth is mine.. WOOOOO!
Matt Hardy: You obviously have some problems. So you do not belong in the school of Mattitude. Kurt doesn't stack up to Mattitude and neither do you.
Shannon Moore: Get out of here.. Only the best are allowed...
Eric Angle: DARNTOUTTEN! That's why I am here... Kurt should be here too. I am going to be as great as Kurt.. WOOOOOO!!
-[[ Eric pulls down the hoodie as he chugs down and pours all overhimself the milk... he then walks away as Matt and Shannon are left speechless. ]]- Scott Steiner: You and I both know that Jarrett cannot match up to the Genetic Freak, cause everybody and their momma's know that Scott Steiner is an unstoppable force!
Stacy Keibler: That's right.. My man is on the top of his game and nobody can stop him.
Scott Steiner: They named the show after me... 'Dominance'that's all about Big Poppa Pump!
Stacy Keibler: Then you go onto Hell on Earth, Where again another victory awaits you..... and a special surprise.
-[[ Scott starts laughing a bit as Stacy smiles. ]]- Scott Steiner: Is that right? Then you might as well give me the surprise right now, cause Freakzilla is going down to that ring to take care of some assholes!
Stacy Keibler:
Well.. I know that Scott, but I want to makeit as special as possible.. Well we gotta go and show the world what your made of... Good luck Scott
-[[ Scott stops in his warming up routine as he stares at Stacy. ]]- Scott Steiner: The world knows what I'm made of... and luck ain't got NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!
-[[ Both Steiner and Stacy walk down the hallway as the camera fades to black. What a upcoming match we have in store. ]]- -[[ We see Cyrus walking around backstage in his leather jacket. A pleasure night so it seems when he is wearing that. Cyrus is walking down the hall and is stopped by Josh Matthews. ]]- Josh Matthews: Cyrus! Cyrus! Sorry to bother you, But everyone is dieing to know what is inside the briefcase. Mr. McMahon won't let us know, can you fill the DWR in?
Cyrus: Calm down my employee. Take a deep breath, and embrace my presence.
-[[ Josh then takes a deep breath and weirdly goes next to Cyrus to smell him. Cyrus backs off. ]]- Cyrus: I don't feel I should disclosed it at this certain time. However, since our customer's are ANXIOUS to know. My creation was ingenius, of course everything from me is at that level.
Josh Matthews: That is true Mr.Cyrus you ARE a genius. But please fill the DWR in with the proper details.
Cyrus: Thank you, but in due time my employee. I know what I am doing, I'll have you know I am uniquely qualified to run the DWR.
Josh Matthews: Well sir, have a nice night. I know we all are anxious to see what will happen.
Cyrus: Be prepared Josh, My sources tell me that this company wouldn't be where it is without my help. DWR will benefit from tonight.
-[[ Cyrus then walks off very cocky as he turns into Mr. McMahon's office. ]]- -[[ The scene opens as we see Jericho speaking to someone. ]]- Chris Jericho: You are one tough son of a bitch. If anybody got's a chance of winning it has to be you.
-[[ Chris smirks as he looks away then looks back at someone. ]]- Chris Jericho: None of those assclowns out there can stop you. Hell on Earth? They should name it after you.. Then it will be famous. Like yourself once again.
-[[ Pause ]]- Chris Jericho: Your as famous as it gets. Why wouldn't they name a show after you? It had to be that jerky Vince. You are going all the way my friend. Forget those other assclowns, nobody matches up to you.. Your like the greatest of all time.
-[[ Chris Jericho flexes and kisses his muscles as he walks off. The camera stays and slowly looks to the right as it reveals a mirror. From the distance we could hear Jericho screaming... ]]- Chris Jericho: I AM A LIVING LEGEND!
-[[There
is an off the scale cheer as Austin is seen entering the arena. He has a bag on
his arm and his rattlesnake cap on as he makes his way out of the car park and
down the corridor. Everyone looks at him as he continues to make his way down
the corridor...a technician at the end continues to stare at him.]]- Steve
Austin: What ya
lookin' at? [Crowd
chant "What"]
"Stone
Cold" Steve Austin is back....[Crowd
chant "What"]
here.....[Crowd
chant "What"]
in the DWR....[Crowd
chant "What"]
RAAAIISING SOME
HELL!! -[[Austin
goes eyeball to eyeball with the technician......]]- Steve
Austin: What's ya
name boy? [Crowd
chant "What"] Mark:
It's.....it's Mark.... Steve
Austin: Ok
Mark....well you tell
[Crowd chant
"What"] EACH
and every DWR superstar in the back...[Crowd
chant "What"]
that STONE COLD IS
BACK... Mark:
What...? Steve
Austin: Did I
stutter? [Crowd
chant "What"]
Didn't you hear me?! [Crowd
chant "What"]
WASN'T I LOUD
ENOUGH?!.....(shouting
in Mark's ear). Mark:
I did but... Steve
Austin: But
nothing you stupid sumbitch [Crowd
chant "What"].....Austin
3:16 is back..[Crowd
chant "What"]
...and that's the
bottom line...COZ STONE COLD SAID SO! -[[The
scene cuts as the crowd are chanting Austin, Austin, Austin! As the show goes to
a commercial....]]- -[["Word
Life...this is basic thuganomics" booms out over the PA system as the crowd
boo as John Cena makes his way to the top of the ramp. He looks a weird look at
the crowd before talking the microphone and speakin']]- John
Cena: Yo,
yo, kill the beat... -[[Music
dies down....]]- John
Cena's in the house, You people
can't see me, I'm gonna
dominant this place -[[The
bell rings and the match is underway']]-
You guys betta' start chantin' my name
I put the "D" in the DWR
I'm the psonification of FAME!
I'm John Cena'..... the greatest superstar here tonight...
You ain't nothin' on the doctor
My match won't even be a FIGHT!
Other people don't stand a chance in hell
Dominant Wrestling Revolution starts here..
NOW RING THE FUCKIN' BELL!!