\\- Steal It RW This week...well Alex Shane really stole the show. As he was superstar of the week and this week? Has the easiest show to steal. He is the main event as he goes for the National Welterweight Title. He should really be going for the World Title but what the hey might as well win every single title. Well Perry the ignorant aslyum patient is The Showstealer�s opponent. What kind of person is Perry? What will become of the title as Alex �Showstealer� Shane vs Perry �Inbred Dumbass� Saturn. Well tune in for another stolen show. Alex Shane is...Gonna Steal it-// \\- Static -// \\- The scene opens as we see a pub sign. We go through as we see Alex Shane gaining money from a fat prick. As Alex racks up the pool balls awaiting another victim. We see Ulf sitting down there just looking at something. We hear Alex speaking to Ulf. -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Another Stolen Show!. This week the Showstealer faces...a prick who just came out of the asylum. -:-�Not Perfect, But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-............ -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Thats fantastic Ulf. Saturn does look like an Eight Ball. I could stand here and rant on about Saturn�s many and I do mean many bad points, but why would I want to bore you out of your mind Ulf? I rather let his pityful career speak. \\- Alex is approached by a man that is bald...Alex smirks as they start playing for $200..Alex finish�s the break as its the other mans turn Alex goes over and talks with Ulf. -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Im speechless Ulf. That man look�s like Eight Ball. Although he is a typical fat slob that is a inbred with Eight Ball�s wits. Something is alike with both of these men. -:-�Not Perfect, But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-............ -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Their judgement must be blurred. Because both Eight Ball and this slob believe they have a chance to beat me. See the difference between me and Eight Ball is simply...I have had a astonishing short career...on the countairy cue ball has had a long and very pityful career if I might add. -:-�Not Perfect, But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:- Like f�n Lynn \\- Alex starts laughing as he goes back over to the pool table. The camera zooms in at Ulf as he turns and looks to Moppy. Moppy is captured as Ulf and Moppy have a interesting conversation. -// -:-�Not Perfect, But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-.............. -:-�Not just a mop!� Moppy -:-............. -:-�Not Perfect, But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-................ -:-�Not just a mop!� Moppy -:-............. -:-�Not Perfect, But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-................ -:-�Not just a mop!� Moppy -:-............. \\- Ulf then pushes Moppy of the barstool as Alex Shane calms Ulf down -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Dont listen to that mop. Its like me actually caring what Eight Ball has to say. I think I have found the solution to why Eight Ball has the mind set of a 6...slash that... 2 year old. \\- Alex Shane starts �thinking� with a smirk on his face -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Well, see my show stealin� solution is that he has had a long dreadful career and that drove him to the mental capacity he has now. Yes I know its so sad that it might make a tear roll down my cheek. -:-�Not Perfect, But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:- Mother Fuckin� Dumbass Eight Ball Prick! \\- As Alex makes a ball in the corner pocket he speaks...but what the heck? How did Moppy get back on the barstool -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- And to think that he has that fine piece of arse by his side. But they dont call me a stealer for nothing...soon I will get her on my side. It seem�s that nowadays my opponents have the worst possibly judgement. I state that because that prick Eight Ball has Terri by his side which she must also be a �little� slow. The Showstealer will come out victorious and will perform the task he does best. STEAL SHOWS! \\- Ulf then has such a intense look in his eyes as he just sits there staring at Moppy. -// -:-�Eight Ball Look-a-like� Perry -:- Could you stop talking and play pool you prick. \\- Alex looks at the man as the man is like...acting all toughie like . Alex looks around as he talks -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Are you talking to me? -:-�Eight Ball Look-a-like� Perry -:- No! Im talking to that Mop behind your arse. Dumbarse prick. -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- I�ll have you know cue-ball. The Showstealer doesnt take that from anybody. Especially a fat slob like your grostek arse. \\- Ulf stands up as Alex and him walk over to the bald, fat slob. The fat slob now looks scared as the pub owner comes over -// -:-�Pub Owner� Nathan -:- I dont want no trouble outta you�se two okay mates? If you have problems take your arse�s outside. Not in my pub. \\- Alex and Ulf look directly at Perry as Alex speaks -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- No problem�s here mate. Everything�s fine just a little discussion. I suggest you walce on out of here prick. -:-�Not Perfect, But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:- Leave Mother F�N Prick! \\- The guy slowly walks out of the pub all pissy as Alex continues playing the game. Ulf sits down and continue�s with the intense staring at Moppy. -// -:-�Not Perfect, But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-............ -:-�Not just a mop!� Moppy -:-............. -:-�Not Perfect, But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:-............ -:-�Not just a mop!� Moppy -:-............. \\- Ulf�s stare grows with more anger as Alex grabs moppy quickly and snaps it in half. Alex then goes back to playing pool as he sinks the Eight Ball. So professionally as Alex speaks -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Thats how easy Eight Ball goes down. Its alike our match Eight Ball...You must get it through your feeble minded head that you actually need .... charisma, ability, skills and many more things and those things you lack Eight Ball. \\- Alex look�s at Ulf standing over Moppy as he continues speaking into the camera -// -:-�The Showstealer� Alex Shane -:- Just like I did from all these fat slobs in this pub... Sunday night I will once again steal the show and...there�s two things you could do about it \\- Alex then proceeds to walk out as he grabs the money from the pool table and Ulf stays there looking down at the snapped in half Moppy. Ulf says something to it -// -:-�Not Perfect, But F�N Close� Ulf Herman -:- Mother Fuckin� Mop Prick!! \\- Ulf stomps on it once then spits on it as he walks away. The scene comes to a close as we are left with the question...no question really we all know Perry Saturn cannot be compared to Alex...can anyone be compared? Really? Nope...Gone Steal it..-//