- Alex Shane - --------- Victories - 001 Defeats   - 000 Drawn     - 000 --------- Role-Play Number --------- # 003 --------- Current Match --------- vs. Jerry Lynn --------- Stip - Singles Event - Free Fall ---------   - RW Achievements - ---------   - Stole Shows From..- --------- Sean O'Haire Jerry Lynn?!? ---------

Alex "The Showstealer" Shane with... Ulf "Not Perfect, But F'N Close" Herman

Forward-

\\- Steal It RW What a show! I mean everything was just great for a debut. As Alex Shane came out ontop with a win over Sean O’haire. This week its Alex “The Showstealer” Shane vs Jerry Lynn. What a match this is set to be...last week was the first show that Alex truly stole. Countless shows will be stolen as long as Alex is in RW. Well Free Fall comes L-I-V-E this week as the main event is sure to be a great match. Cena vs Sanders...but will everyone be there for that match? I doubt it as everyone is going to be there to witness Alex Shane. Gonna Steal it-//

\\- Static -//

\\- 1 – 0. Yes, thats Alex’s record in the RW. Alex just came off of a big win to head into Jerry Lynn. Well the scene opens up a what seems to be a abadoned. We see Alex and Ulf in the ring sitting down on the apron. As Alex speaks to the camera -//

-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Ulf, to think such greats like RVD, Taz, Tajiri and Sandman. Where once in this very ring. This building was never able to watch Alex Shane steal a show. Legends where made, Rules where broken like people’s spirits. Thats everything that has happened here. But why is this abadoned? Well folks, simply because its...a place where Lynn never amounted to anything more then a wrestler to “make others look good”. Where in the world is Alex Shane? Well look up

\\- The camera pans up to see the ECW logo. Alex and Ulf are in the popular ECW building. Abadoned of course but what are they doing here? -//

-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- ECW was truly one of a kind as many people state. I for one came from FWA, Lynn spoke his opinion on FWA that it was nothing more then a pile of shite. That I was a wrestler who is full of himself and has never accomplished anything.

\\- Alex bows his head then rises up with a small smirk -//

-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Where are the facts Lynn? Well I was catching up on your career. Wow that was a boredom ride as I came across your accomplishments. Wow Lynn you were something else in ECW...especially when you never held a title in ECW. But as Cyrus says “he is the greatest wrestler”, well Citrus wake up and smell the coffee. You actually have to be recognized to be a great.

\\- Alex gets up and walks around a bit as Ulf is just staring around -//

-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- So Lynn...this is where it all started out? Jerry what you fail to realize is that your whole career has been overshadowed by someone better. Free Fall will be no different Lynn realize it prick.

\\- Alex is then sort of blinded by a flash light. As its a cop. The cop confronts Alex and Ulf as he speaks -//

-:-“A Rent-A-Cop” Officer Morgan -:- What you young men doing down here? You are trespassing..

-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Funny...Ulf doesnt think so.

\\- Ulf walks up to the cop and stares directly into his eyes with those evil german eyes -//

-:-“Not Perfect, But F’N Close” Ulf Herman -:- Fuck off Prick!

\\- The cop slowly backs away as he speaks -//

-:-“A Rent-A-Cop” Officer Morgan -:- Well...Dont start anything.

\\- Alex starts laughing at the rent-a-cop -//

-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Why do these American Rent-A-Cops try to protect and serve? Its like pointless...

-:-“Not Perfect, But F’N Close” Ulf Herman -:- Like Lynn’s fuckin’ career!

-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Right Ulf. Lynn’s career is POINTLESS. Just like he said, he has never gotten respect and never will, always overshadowed and always will continue to be. The reason he is in RW is to make Alex Shane look good.. Even though, truth be told I make myself look good. He "may" be the "Whole Fuckin Show" but like it occured last week...I came away with the stolen show...Sorry Lynn, I ment I stole the...

-:-“Not Perfect, But F’N Close” Ulf Herman -:- WHOLE...F’N...SHOW!!

\\- Alex just starts laughing for no reason. Ulf just looks at him as Alex comes to his sense and speaks with still a little laughing behind his voice. He does his best impersanation of Lynn as he quotes Lynn. -//

-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- “I do not fear anyone!”. Aint that the truth Lynn? I mean of course your not because you have never met anyone of such caliber as Ulf and myself. Either that or everyone that you faced you knew coming into the match that you will get your arse kicked. ... ... ... See Ulf, Unlike Lynn I was never overshadowed, I received the respect I deserved...That is why I’m the best everywhere I go. I am recognized around the states as people recognize me and they give “Credit where Credit is due!”

\\- Alex points at Ulf like if he is the biggest and baddest thing ever. Then stops after he gives his credit to Ulf -//

-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- This is one man that will also be given credit to. You never get credit Lynn? Well thats because what will they credit you with? Your a little prick that has never and will never accomplish anything more then making Alex Shane look good. Now that would be splendid to have on your achievements.

\\- Alex and Ulf are close to the exit as they continue talking -//

-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- “Behind every man there is a great man”. Well this isn’t the case today or for a long while. As I recall, Cyrus spoke to you and said “He is the real show stealer, he’s the original.” Stop me if im wrong Ulf but in order to be a showstealer you have to commit something that Alex Shane does best...Steal Shows! Which will never happen as the only thing you originated is the Worlds longest losing record. I gotta hand it to you...though Lynn..

\\- Ulf puts his enormous hand on Alex’s chest and signals him to stop -//

-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Ulf just informed me that what I was about to say was very ignorant of me. Lynn you obvisiously were brainwashed into thinking that you actually can amount to something and he fills your dull head with crazy idea’s that your are overshadowed because they are jealous of your talent.

\\- Ulf laughs as Alex also starts laughing -//

-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- An the academy award for Best Actor....................Cyrus! Congradulations Cyrus..In Honor of Cyrus I accept this award due to the fact that he is away encouraging a man that lacks talent with such great length, Jerry Huckleberry Fynn. But understand Lynn...Im not telling you anything....you dont already know!

\\- Alex and Ulf walk out of the building passing the Rent-A-Cop and laughing at him. As Ulf hits him with a chop across the chest. They both get into Alex’s car as Alex is driving off he speaks to Ulf -//

-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- You know what Ulf?

-:-“Not Perfect, But F’N Close” Ulf Herman -:-...........

-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Well for around two reasons.. But I dont want to bore you with my ranting on his many and I do mean many bad points

-:-“Not Perfect, But F’N Close” Ulf Herman -:-...........

-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- If you insist. Well one he say’s he gets pissed when he gets no recognition..Well then that may not be healthy for a man of that age to still be getting that pissed because as we all know he is very worthless. And...Lynn...Lynn...I give you credit man..

-:-“Not Perfect, But F’N Close” Ulf Herman -:-...........?

-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Quiet Ulf, Let me finish...I do in fact give you huge credit Jerry...Your infact filled with a tad bit wrestling skills but nothing that can even be compared to Alex Shane.

-:-“Not Perfect, But F’N Close” Ulf Herman -:-........Jerry is a f’n faggot piece of shit!!

-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Lynn I may have not accomplished anything in my career yet but thats due to the outstanding fact that I have been wrestling in federations for a short while. But look at it from my point of view. Im ages younger then you and accomplished more in my short career span than you ever have!

-:-“Not Perfect, But F’N Close” Ulf Herman -:-........ Worthless F’N Prick!

-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Your occupation will continue until you face your fate and retire Lynn. You will never be a top player in any federation and once again as I have done before...I will steal the show. And there’s two things you can do about it...