Alex "The Showstealer" Shane with... Ulf "Not Perfect, But F'N Close" Herman
Forward-
\\- Steal It RW
What a fed! The new blood are now in Stephy McMahon’s creation RW! This fed has the best, toughest competition inside. As we see equally everyone can win any title in RW. Thats what RW is here for to give lesser known wrestlers a time to shine for the big time. Playing as Main Eventers where in WWE they will be lowcarders. Well Free Fall is the first ever RW card as one match we see from many great matches. Alex “The Showstealer” Shane vs Sean “The Career Killer” O’Haire. What a battle as we dont know who the hell Shane is. Yes...Who the hell is that up and rising man. A British Champion! FWA Former Champion! Wrestle’s among the top indy feds and is now in the best fed around RW! Wait to see what this young man is capable of. Gonna Steal it-//
\\- Static -//
\\- Already Sean and Alex do not like each other but everyone knows that Alex Shane is going to come out on top. He always does and this will be no different. Well the scene opens up with Alex walking into a building he confronts the front desk. -//
-:-“Front Desk” Fat Guy -:- Hello, May I help you?
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Are you kidding? Do you not know who I am. The world pronouned “Showstealer” Alex Shane. With my big friend Ulf. Say Hello Ulf.
-:-“Not Perfect, But F’N Close” Ulf Herman -:-...........
-:-“Front Desk” Fat Guy -:- Your big friend Alf doesnt speak much does he?
\\- Ulf with such quickness grabs the fatty by the shirt holding him so close with a intense stare -//
-:-“Not Perfect, But F’N Close” Ulf Herman -:- Lose weight Prick!
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Calm down Ulf! Save that for Sean. We really must be going we have a guest appearance here.
\\- Shane goes to the elevator as Ulf flings pamphlets and anything on the front desk counter onto the fatty. They both go to the top floor as they are greeted by the talk show host of TalkWrestling. -//
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- When are we on?
-:-“TalkWRESLTING Host” Chris -:- Around 40 minutes. We are running a tad late sir. You may wait in your green room.
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Great.
\\- Shane and Ulf enter the green room as they go in and sit down -//
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Yes Ulf, Sean O’haire will die. As you “say”. Its funny when big men pick on small little kids. Just cause they are jealous of Alex Shane. You see Sean, you may been able to pick on a little kid. Picking on weaker people like a mere child.
\\- Alex pauses as he chuckles a bit -//
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- It takes a big man to beat a bigger man Sean. Thats where all this comes into play. I may be ranting on about how I will steal the show and as we both know I WILL Steal the show. No doubt about that Sean. Even as the aloft arms of Alex Shane and the size of me. I match up with you perfectly Sean. Thats what you are frightened by Sean. You will confront your fears when you face me.
\\- Alex then starts to get a bit more serious -//
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Sean you might want to write this down and see how this will all play out. I may not be psyic, hell im not even Ms. Cleo! But from expierence I could explain play by play to you. Imagine this Sean.
We are both are in the ring as... (lets fast forward it a bit) Shane rises to victory as once more he steals the show. Alex then proceed’s to get Ulf in the ring. Ulf then is about to end...No that doesnt sound correct... KILL O’Haire’s CAREER! Once that occurs, I will officially give Ulf the status of the “Real Career Killer”.
\\- Alex stops talking like he is narrating and talks directly to the camera -//
-:-“Not Perfect, But F’N Close” Ulf Herman -:- ......
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Yes I was the former FWA Heavyweight champion what have you been Sean? You are nothing but a fake Sean-O. Well Sean you know what will be the outcome of this match.
\\- The door swings open as Chris comes through and tells them to come with him. They Ulf, Alex and Chris are in the booth as the music hits -//
-:-“TalkWRESLTING Host” Chris -:- Welcome to TalkWRESLTING. Today we have a RW superstar by the name of Alex...The Showstealer..SHANE! Welcome man.
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Glad to be here
-:-“TalkWRESLTING Host” Chris -:- We are glad to have the Show Stealer. Well onto the questions. Sean O’haire this guy claims that you will be the first on his career killed list. What are your feelings about that.
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- I believe he is wrong on that one Chris. He loves to bully others that are smaller but then he hurts Joey Styles. He might have killed Joey’s career but he will not kill mine. On the countairy I have a special force that will end HIS career. That man’s name is ULF. Tell them Ulf.
-:-“Not Perfect, But F’N Close” Ulf Herman -:-.....
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Thats right Ulf! Its pure jealously, He is jealous that I am better then him and I have way more fans.
-:-“TalkWRESLTING Host” Chris -:- So he will NOT end your career your saying?
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- I understand my career is on the line but what he fails to see is that its not a matter of life and death. Maybe for him because I will not have to break a sweat to come out on top.
-:-“TalkWRESLTING Host” Chris -:- Well I dont know if you have noticed. He said you didnt have competition in FWA. Is that true?
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Finally he gets something clear. I mean g-d the guy is so ignorant. He still calls him the career killer when he even knows it that he hasnt ended anyone’s career. If I might add, Ulf has! Anyways, not to bore the listeners on Sean’s ignorance. I will back up my words in the match. Of course there isnt any “competition” because no one can be compared to the Showstealer. Or the real career killer...
-:-“Not Perfect, But F’N Close” Ulf Herman -:- Fuck RIGHT! They are all f’n prick’s like Sean.
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Sean I know your listening because you want to know “How Alex Shane Steals Shows”. FWA has no talent? To tell the truth you would not have accomplished anything in FWA, like you have not accomplished ANYTHING in your career. Except Kickboxing, ha! There are two things that actually prove you are not with us. Would you care to hear them?
-:-“TalkWRESLTING Host” Chris -:- Go ahead
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Of Course you do! One, Buttercup is clearly a girl and who ever doesnt see that is pretty
-:-“Not Perfect, But F’N Close” Ulf Herman -:- FUCKIN’
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Stupid! Second, You actually believe you can match up with me and defeat Alex...Me...Alex Shane! Maybe I should explain it slowly for Sean can clearly understand. You have no advantage’s in this match which will lead to me stealing the show. You pick on smaller people because you will feel higher, but when you pick on bigger man you know you will face your fate. They didnt teach you that in kickboxing did they?!?
\\- Alex and Chris start laughing a bit as Ulf just sits there staring at Chris. Chris starts getting scared. -//
-:-“TalkWRESLTING Host” Chris -:- So Uhh, I guess your friend here doesnt like talking
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Ulf isnt big on talking, he believes that he talks when he wipes the floor wit’ ya. Sean has something in his mind that he is the BEST in RW, when of course he will horribly be devastated when Ulf and Myself hand his arse directly, personally to him. First off to be the “BEST in RW” you have to win matches, have fans, be respected and have something to do with RW becoming a success. Which clearly you and most of the superstars in RW do not possese. But thats where the Showstealer comes to save the day.
-:-“TalkWRESLTING Host” Chris -:- We will be back as soon as you can say “Alex steals the show!”. Before we go to break do you have anything to say to Sean and the fans?
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- I have stole another show and Sean...Sean man...I will steal the show and there are two things you could do about it...
NOTHING and LIKE IT!!!
\\- The scene fades to black as we are a day away from RW’s first event Free Fall. O’Haire says he will win but we all know Alex predicts another Stolen Show and to END Sean’s career with the assistance of Ulf. Will Ulf get into play in this match or will Alex just manhandle Sean throughout the whole match. Well goodnight and tune into FreeFall. -//
(c)pro-inc '02