Alex "The Showstealer" Shane with... Ulf "Not Perfect, But F'N Close" Herman
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\\- Steal It RW
What a fed! The new blood are now in Stephy McMahon’s creation RW! This fed has the best, toughest competition inside. As we see equally everyone can win any title in RW. Thats what RW is here for to give lesser known wrestlers a time to shine for the big time. Playing as Main Eventers where in WWE they will be lowcarders. Well Free Fall is the first ever RW card as one match we see from many great matches. Alex “The Showstealer” Shane vs Sean “The Career Killer” O’Haire. What a battle as we dont know who the hell Shane is. Yes...Who the hell is that up and rising man. A British Champion! FWA Former Champion! Wrestle’s among the top indy feds and is now in the best fed around RW! Wait to see what this young man is capable of. Gonna Steal it-//
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\\- The scene opens up as smoke hits the entrance place. Where are we? We hear “Ladie’s and Gentlemen.. the ninth wonder of the world...Jerry Springer! “Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Wooooo” are heard from the violent, fun loving, fans! Jerry does the usual by shaking some people’s hands as he gets right on with it. -//
-:-“Best Talk Show Host” Jerry Springer! -:- Welcome, today we have some sad stories for you all to hear. Today’s topic “When Career Killer(s) Strike”. Meet Scottie Rock. Hello Scottie, why are you here today?
-:-“Was Career Killed” Scottie Rock -:- Well Jerry its simple you see. I used to be a wrestler for some fed named FWA. Great wrestling and great personal friendships in the back. Well then one thing led to another as after I fought Shane, I cant remember what occured as I blacked out but in the back somebody totally dismantled me leading me to be fired with no reason and I was career killed!
-:-“Best Talk Show Host” Jerry Springer! -:- Ouch, Whose this Shane fellow? You seemed to have brong him along with you wanting some answers.
-:-“Was Career Killed” Scottie Rock -:- Yeah, I want to know if he had anything to do with it.
-:-“Best Talk Show Host” Jerry Springer! -:- Well lets bring Alex Shane out.
\\- Alex comes out to cheers as he is followed by Ulf. Alex doesnt even sit down. He just grabs a mic and begins talking -//
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- This is ridiculous. I had nothing to do with it, Some little prick in the back assaulted you.
-:-“Best Talk Show Host” Jerry Springer! -:- Well then who could have killed your career
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Speaking on behalf of FWA. Nobody from FWA assaulted you. I may have one arse in mind. Named urgh, I believe Sean O’Haire. Yes, thats correct... Sean “the career killer’ O’Haire.
-:-“Best Talk Show Host” Jerry Springer! -:- Hmm, Odd whats the guy have to do with anything
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Easy Jerry. You see the self proclaimed “Career Killer’ is nothing more than a prick with horendous hair on the countairy I have the hair ladies love. Well onto the matter of the story. Sean is a man I have to face on Saturday, I wont get into detail cause I wouldnt want to lengthen this show more. Unless the crowd agree’s I should. I mean, come on I believe i just STOLE THE SHOW. I always seem to be doing that as of late. Well you see I step into the ring with a “Career Killer” who has never ended a person’s career. Unless you count that time that he was given the wrong order at McDonalds and he was outraged then complained to end the lad that served him career. But that doesnt amount to nothing when you face the Showstealer.
-:-“Was Career Killed” Scottie Rock -:- I see man. Yeah, must have been him I had a little “feud” in a different fed with him. Little faggot. You got to beat him Alex for me lad.
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Any doubt that I wont? Scottie?
-:-“Was Career Killed” Scottie Rock -:- I have no doubt
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Then why say “Have”. I will be victorious over Sean and I predict another Stolen Show!
\\- The fans cheer as Alex smirks. Ulf is just sitting there not speaking much. -//
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Well enough of me, I resent that. Nobody can have enough of me. Isnt that right Ulf?
-:-“Not Pefect, But f’n Close!” Ulf Herman -:-................
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Wow Wow, Dont try and steal the show with your talking Ulf, Thats my job. What was that Ulf?
-:-“Not Pefect, But f’n Close!” Ulf Herman -:-................
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Yeah, They are cheering but for me, I know you dont like people cheering you on. Agitates you, But hey what if I make it up to you by letting you end Sean’s career after I finish with the W.
\\- Ulf nods as Alex cracks a smirk -//
-:-“Best Talk Show Host” Jerry Springer! -:- Sorry to interrupt with YOUR show Jerry. But we must go to other guest.
\\- Ulf stands up and grabs the mic forcefully from Alex. Ulf SPEAKS!?! -//
-:-“Not Pefect, But f’n Close!” Ulf Herman -:- Fuck them!
\\- He barges it back into Alex’s hands as Jerry has a sort of scared face on. -//
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Settle down Ulf. He was only joking. Now I could stand here and rant on among Sean O’Haires bad points and why he will not win. But Why? Why would I want to bore these Shane Fans. Straight down to it. Me and Ulf think very unhighly about your little arse, Ulf and Me will kick your arse, I will Steal the show and there’s two things you could do about it...
\\- Interrupting Alex’s famous line Ulf finishes it off -//
-:-“Not Pefect, But f’n Close!” Ulf Herman -:-EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!
\\- The fans get a big pop out of that as Ulf stares them down and the crowd silences with only mere chuckles -//
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Acually those are Ulf’s suggestions which also stand for me. But really after Free Fall and during free fall...I predict I will kick your arse and predict another...Stolen show. “Career Killer” Sean why must you lie when you have never ended any bodies career. But thats okay. Cause people call me the “Showstealer” and I have done many of those and will continue onto doing that.
\\- Fans cheer a bit as it heads to commericial break. As we get back its now some questions from the audience -//
-:-“Pretty Good Looking” Alexandra -:- Alright! Beat Sean’s ass! Are you single by any chance? My girlfriends here will like to know.
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Im free at the moment for...one, two...three, four yes Four of you lovely things.
-:-“Pretty Good Looking” Alexandra -:- Wow! But there’s 5 of us.
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Ulf said he wants a female for a night.
\\- He winks at them as one winks to Ulf. Ulf is a little cool with it. Alex cuts the Q&A’s short -//
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Sorry for cutting this Q and A down to Sean’s penis size....SHORT! I have more important matters to attend to. But one things for sure Sean will have his first L of many and I will have my first W in RW of MANY! And there’s really only.... Two things he could do about it....
NOTHING and LIKE IT!!
\\- They exit the stage as the show comes to a close. They have a brief ending with Alex and Ulf getting out of the building. -//
-:-“Not Pefect, But f’n Close!” Ulf Herman -:- Nobody gives a flying fuck about that prick Scottie Rock!
-:-“The Showstealer” Alex Shane -:- Yeah I just stole the Jerry Springer Show! Forget that little prick. Time to steal the show from Sean
\\- They both exit the arena as the scene turns black. Nobody gives a fuck about Scottie Rock. Alex promised stolen shows and this will be no different as O’Haire has no chance. -//
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