DARNTOUTTEN! That's why I am here... Kurt should be here too. I am going to be as great as Kurt.. WOOOOOO!!
-[[ Eric pulls down the hoodie as he chugs down and pours all overhimself the milk... he then walks away as Matt and Shannon are left speechless. The scene cuts to the ring as the match of Hardy vs Cena is ready to go on their way.. ]]-
-[["Word
Life...this is basic thuganomics" booms out over the PA system as the crowd
boo as John Cena makes his way to the top of the ramp. He looks a weird look at
the crowd before talking the microphone and speakin']]-
John
Cena: Yo,
yo, kill the beat...
-[[Music
dies down....]]-
John
Cena's in the house,
You guys betta' start chantin' my name
I put the "D" in the DWR
I'm the psonification of FAME!
You people
can't see me,
I'm John Cena'..... the greatest superstar here tonight...
You ain't nothin' on the doctor
My match won't even be a FIGHT!
I'm gonna
dominant this place
Other people don't stand a chance in hell
Dominant Wrestling Revolution starts here..
NOW RING THE FUCKIN' BELL!!
-[[The
bell rings and the match is underway']]-
|
John Cena vs.
Matt Hardy |
|
-[[
Both men come to the ring as their themes play. Matt accompanied
by Shannon as John takes off his chain. The bell rings and they lock up
after a couple manuevers from John's side and Matt Hardy's site both men
are equal. Cena has the advantage for a couple of seconds but
then hits the F-U! Cena goes for the pin but from the back comes
Kane and beats the hell out of both men. The ref has no idea whats going on
so he calls for the bell.. Why has Kane done this? ]]- |
|
Winner:
?????? |
-[[There
is an off the scale cheer as Austin is seen entering the arena. He has a bag on
his arm and his rattlesnake cap on as he makes his way out of the car park and
down the corridor. Everyone looks at him as he continues to make his way down
the corridor...a technician at the end continues to stare at him.]]-
Steve
Austin: What ya
lookin' at? [Crowd
chant "What"]
"Stone
Cold" Steve Austin is back....[Crowd
chant "What"]
here.....[Crowd
chant "What"]
in the DWR....[Crowd
chant "What"]
RAAAIISING SOME
HELL!!
-[[Austin
goes eyeball to eyeball with the technician......]]-
Steve
Austin: What's ya
name boy? [Crowd
chant "What"]
Mark:
It's.....it's Mark....
Steve
Austin: Ok
Mark....well you tell
[Crowd chant
"What"] EACH
and every DWR superstar in the back...[Crowd
chant "What"]
that STONE COLD IS
BACK...
Mark:
What...?
Steve
Austin: Did I
stutter? [Crowd
chant "What"]
Didn't you hear me?! [Crowd
chant "What"]
WASN'T I LOUD
ENOUGH?!.....(shouting
in Mark's ear).
Mark:
I did but...
Steve
Austin: But
nothing you stupid sumbitch [Crowd
chant "What"].....Austin
3:16 is back..[Crowd
chant "What"]
...and that's the
bottom line...COZ STONE COLD SAID SO!
-[[The
scene cuts as the crowd are chanting Austin, Austin, Austin! As the show goes to a commercial.... Austin vs The Rock... NEXT!]]-
|
Steve Austin vs.
The Rock |
|
-[[
Glass shatters as the fans raise to their feet and out comes Austin. A little after
The Rock's theme plays as the Rock comes out to a massive cheers also.
The match is on their way as Austin beats down on Rock as Rock only gets a few
shots in. The Rock then bounces back after a long while and starts taking it to
Austin but as the Rock goes for the rock bottom. It is reversed by Stone Cold.
Stone Cold then hits a stunner as the ref counts. Austin makes the cover for the win.
]]- |
|
Winner:
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin |
-[[ The scene opens as we see Jericho speaking to someone. ]]-
Chris Jericho: You are one tough son of a bitch. If anybody got's a chance of winning it has to be you.
-[[ Chris smirks as he looks away then looks back at someone. ]]-
Chris Jericho: None of those assclowns out there can stop you. Hell on Earth? They should name it after you.. Then it will be famous. Like yourself once again.
-[[ Pause ]]-
Chris Jericho: Your as famous as it gets. Why wouldn't they name a show after you? It had to be that jerky Vince. You are going all the way my friend. Forget those other assclowns, nobody matches up to you.. Your like the greatest of all time.
-[[ Chris Jericho flexes and kisses his muscles as he walks off. The camera stays and slowly looks to the right as it reveals a mirror. From the distance we could hear Jericho screaming... ]]-
Chris Jericho: I AM A LIVING LEGEND!
-[[The
scene goes to a room and the crowd let out a HUGE boo as in the background there
is a sign that says "Evolution". Triple H is sat down in the chair as
Randy and Flair are talking...]]-
Ric
Flair: All three
of us in action tonight WOOOOOO EVOLUTION IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE DWR
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!
-[[Randy
and Triple H look at Ric Flair weirdly....]]-
Randy
Orton: Damn
straight Naytch....all we have to do is keep OUR end of the deal and I know I
will tonight...Chris Harris....last time I checked, he wasn't in my league..
Ric
Flair: That's
right Randy, the man...WOOOOO isn't in YOUR league....and Bret Hart....maybe a
legend...but he is NUTHIN' WOOOO on the NAY'CHA BOY....he isn't a 16 time world
heavyweight champion WOOOOOO.
Triple
H: Guys guys...we
don't need to worry one bit...because we're Evolution...we do things on OUR
TIME...when...if....and HOW we want them to be done...and that Has-been Bret
Hart, that nobody Chris Harris and even that foriegner Eddie Guerrero DO
NOT CHANCE a CHANCE against THEE best in the business....
-[[The
scene fades to a commercial....will all three of the Evolution members make it
through to the HELL ON EARTH MATCH!?]]-
|
Chris Jericho vs.
Christian |
-[[
...Break the walls down...hits as Jericho walks out strutting 'his stuff'.
Little after, Christian comes down the ring with Edge alongside him.
The match starts off with Christian cheap shotting Jericho. For the time being
Christian has the upperhand but that changes when Jericho clotheslines him. Jericho then proceed's to
lock in the Walls of Jericho! Does Christian tap out? Nope. He makes it to the ropes.
After a while Christian moves out of the way of a lionsault and when Jericho stumbles up.
Christian his the impala and takes the win over the living legend Y2J.
]]- |
|
Winner:
Christian |
-[[ The scene comes up as Jeff Jarrett is with his guitar and conversating with Vince Russo as Cyrus walks by with his black leather jacket. He stops and speaks to Jeff.. ]]-
Cyrus: Hello boys, I see you two are excited to be in my presence. No, No, No.. Dont get uncomfortable. Just wanted to let you know something.. You've truly proved everyone wrong Jeff.. DWR's customers and I as well wish you good luck.
-[[ He's about to walk off as Vince Russo brings him back.. ]]-
Vince Russo: Luck? Cyrus, ya' wanna know something? Jeff here doesn't want or need your luck. The Chosen one.. since when does he need luck? Luck is for people that don't have enough skill..and Jeff here has the skills. Trust me.
Cyrus: If you believe so.
Jeff Jarrett: What does that mean slappy? Tonight, The Chosen One goes down in the books as the greatest wrestler for all time. Write this down Cyrus, Jeff Jarrett ain't the man to be screwin' with!
Cyrus: Jeff, Allow me to bring you up to speed. The market states that the masses of DWR Customers.. Do not want to see people like you state that they are infact the best. Cause it will never happen Jeff.. Your a Comic Genius Jeff... What makes you think you have the slightest chance?
Vince Russo: Cause he�s the best wrestler in the world bayy-bee! The Chosen One.. �Da Best Wrestle Alive� is going to win the Hell on Earth... Now you ask what makes us think that?
Cyrus: Am I mistaken or did I ask Jeff a question? I did not expect a reply from his handpuppet.
-[[ Vince is about to go off on Cyrus as Cyrus laughs at his pathetic attempt as Jeff holds him back. ]]-
Jeff Jarrett: You and the rest of the DWR need to Choke on it! Cyrus.. DONT PISS ME OFF!
Vince Russo: Now if you'll excuse us... Shit, We don't need to ask you for your permission. Whedda you like it or not, Jeff is coming out of that match victorious...BAYY-BEE!!
-[[ Vince Russo and Jeff Jarrett walk away from Cyrus as Cyrus stands there and the camera focuses in on him. ]]-
Cyrus: That was entertaining...
-[[ Walking around Cyrus begins to laugh at Jeff Jarrett and Vince Russo's expence. ]]-
|
Kurt Angle vs.
Shawn Michaels |
|
-[[
The crowd chants "YOU SUCK!" Along with the music as Kurt comes down to the ring..
A short while after HBK's music comes out. As he struts.. Christian and Edge come from the back
And double conchairto him. They beat him up as then they proceed to roll him in the ring.
Angle then picks him up and finishes it off with a good ol' fashion ANGLE SLAM!
]]- |
|
Winner:
Kurt Angle |
-[[ We see Cyrus walking around backstage in his leather jacket. A pleasure night so it seems when he is wearing that. Cyrus is walking down the hall and is stopped by Josh Matthews. ]]-
Josh Matthews: Cyrus! Cyrus! Sorry to bother you, But everyone is dieing to know what is inside the briefcase. Mr. McMahon won't let us know, can you fill the DWR in?
Cyrus: Calm down my employee. Take a deep breath, and embrace my presence.
-[[ Josh then takes a deep breath and weirdly goes next to Cyrus to smell him. Cyrus backs off. ]]-
Cyrus: I don't feel I should disclosed it at this certain time. However, since our customer's are ANXIOUS to know. My creation was ingenius, of course everything from me is at that level.
Josh Matthews: That is true Mr.Cyrus you ARE a genius. But please fill the DWR in with the proper details.
Cyrus: Thank you, but in due time my employee. I know what I am doing, I'll have you know I am uniquely qualified to run the DWR.
Josh Matthews: Well sir, have a nice night. I know we all are anxious to see what will happen.
Cyrus: Be prepared Josh, My sources tell me that this company wouldn't be where it is without my help. DWR will benefit from tonight.
-[[ Cyrus then walks off very cocky as he turns into Mr. McMahon's office. ]]-
Scott Steiner: You and I both know that Jarrett cannot match up to the Genetic Freak, cause everybody and their momma's know that Scott Steiner is an unstoppable force!
Stacy Keibler: That's right.. My man is on the top of his game and nobody can stop him.
Scott Steiner: They named the show after me... 'Dominance'that's all about Big Poppa Pump!
Stacy Keibler: Then you go onto Hell on Earth, Where again another victory awaits you..... and a special surprise.
-[[ Scott starts laughing a bit as Stacy smiles. ]]-
Scott Steiner: Is that right? Then you might as well give me the surprise right now, cause Freakzilla is going down to that ring to take care of some assholes!
Stacy Keibler:
Well.. I know that Scott, but I want to makeit as special as possible.. Well we gotta go and show the world what your made of... Good luck Scott
-[[ Scott stops in his warming up routine as he stares at Stacy. ]]-
Scott Steiner: The world knows what I'm made of... and luck ain't got NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!
-[[ Both Steiner and Stacy walk down the hallway as the camera fades to black. What a upcoming match we have in store. ]]-
|
Jeff Jarrett vs.
Scott Steiner |
|
-[[
Jeff Jarrett comes out to the ring with Russo and the harris boys to his side. Followed by
Steiner and Stacy. Both men lock up in the middle of the ring. Really a great match
between both men as they have been evenly matched up. Alot of cheating at the ends
of the harris boys and Russo but Scott has managed to kickout.. Jarrett then nails him
with the guitar as the ref was distracted by Russo. What a cheap way to win ... but Jarrett makes the cocky
pin cover as the match is over... What a great showing from both men.
]]- |
|
Winner:
Jeff Jarrett |