|Fade Up|

| The scene opens as we see Steve and Jack walk through the double wide door as the doctor gathers them up and they are in seats as they form a circle. Steve and Jack stand next to a podium as the doctor speaks |

� Doctor� Hello. We have special guest today they are here to talk to you about what they believe is the cure for Narcolepsy. Please pay attention and listen well.

| They clap loudly as they believe Steve and Jack really have the cure. |

� Steve Corino� First off, You must bow down to your King as he is going to kick Lance Storm�s ass for you all. I get praised all over the world and that makes me a King...and you know what they say about Steve Corino.

� Jack Victory � It�s Good to be King!

| They are confused as one person speaks up|

� Narcolepsy Patient � Get on with it. We got no time to ... Lose.

� Steve Corino� Lose? You and I know how tragic it would be if Steve Corino was defeated, but it ain�t gonna happen...you know why?

� Jack Victory �Steve Corino DOESN�T lose!

� Steve Corino� Hey stay awake, listen up. I dont lose to nobody... Cause I am a wrestler... The real thing. Forget entertainers like the Rock...and fakes, frauds. Right Jack?

� Jack Victory � Right Stevie, Your a WRESLTER the real deal.

� Another Patient � Can you get on with the cure?

� Jack Victory � That�s true Stevie... Forget the promo you got this match anyway.

� Steve Corino� Your right Jack�O. Well after numerous research...I have come up with the cause...and the cure.

� Another Patient � Finally...On with it!

� Steve Corino� Well after realizing Jack fell asleep during a Lance Storm promo. He opened his mouth and started reading off his index cards. He lacks in a gimmick...I should know cause....

� Jack Victory � Your King!

� Steve Corino� Exactly, My point is after I kick Lance Storm�s ass he will be wondering why everyone is still awake after one of his matches. Well that�s cause I kicked his ass...OLD SCHOOL!

� Jack Victory � High Spot

| They are growing frustrated as they see this getting no where. |

� Steve Corino� And just as Lance�s promos are boring, and his haircut is obviously gay....I�ll be walkin� out with the V!

| Steve points at Jack�s jersey as there is a pause |

� Steve Corino� Come on, High Spot that too!

� Jack Victory � High Spot..

� Steve Corino� God I love that High Spot.

| A patient yells as everyone is irate and confused |

� Another Patient � Thats it tell us the cause and the cure or else we will LEAVE!

� Jack Victory � Give �em what they want Stevie.

� Steve Corino� The cause....you want the CAUSE well you CANT HANDLE the cause!

| pause |

� Steve Corino� The cause Lance Storm�s promos, matches etc....the cure... The cure is simple. Tell em Jack

� Jack Victory � Well you see Stevie here...

� Steve Corino� The Cure you say? Lance Storm getting his ass kicked. He is worthless at wrestling, entertaining and wrestling. Lance is going to get taught a lesson he will never forget a lesson in....OLD SCHOOL. Lance doesnt make 1, One billionths of a man I am...

� Jack Victory � No one is...Your