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TAPPED OUT: Rob Van Dam?

KURT ANGLE: "Oh its true, It's VAN DAMME TRUE!"

Forward: The birth place of many great superstars.. ACW has come back for version 2. This time with a few old faces but new faces coming to take ACW by storm. Is everyone ready for ACW's return? Many say they are but when they see what everyone has in store. Who could really be sure that anyone is safe or would not end their own careers the first night of ACW. ACW now starts the long mountain climb to reach the top but can it be accomplished? Will everyone be up to the effort that needs to be put in? The night will live in emphany as many matches are set to make or break superstars. Enormous matches have been planned as we see Mr. Perfect take on Jeff Hardy, Chris Jericho vs The Rock, any countless other great superstars. Everyone is here for one reason and one reason only. To win the world title.. some may never accomplish that goal but along the way it will be a painstaking federation where every win counts as you are in search for the most prestige achievement in every single federation...The World title. Who will be crowned the first champion? What will go down on Smackdown?

Scene: ACW, Up and running as we have various incredible superstars performing in the same show. One of the top superstars in ACW – Will be called a Olympic Hero. A True American Hero.. He is all that and more. The best wrestler in ACW up to date. Many things can be said about Kurt Angle but everyone respects him as a great wrestler, possibly one of the best wrestlers every to grace the wrestling ring. ACW has come and now its time to show what Angle is made of. His first match ever in ACW will be against the extreme...Rob Van Dam. Now onto the show, We see Kurt Angle on a porch as he rings the bell. We see Kurt smiling as he continues pressing the bell to the theme of his song. The door flings open as its none other than the best martial artist in the world...well at least in movies. Jean Claude Van Damme. Jean looks a bit annoyed as Angle puts his hands to the side. He goes for a hand shake...

' The Olympic Hero ' KURT ANGLE: It’s a pleasure to meet you John..

' Martial Artist ' JEAN CLAUDE: It’s Jean..

’The Olympic Hero’ KURT ANGLE: Well John.. I’ve came to inform you that a big loser is profitting off of your name.

’Martial Artist’ JEAN CLAUDE: Weally?

’The Olympic Hero’ KURT ANGLE: Yes, Really. May I come in... I am sweating my butt off!

Kurt goes inside as the scene fades to black. We open up as Kurt is sitting down in a couch. Jean is in another couch as they continue talking

’Martial Artist’ JEAN CLAUDE: Soo ou’ est this reep off?

’The Olympic Hero’ KURT ANGLE: His name is Rob Van Dam. He does not posses any of the three I’s. Its true...It’s true. Very few of us reach that pinnacle of success. My medals speak for themselves.

’Martial Artist’ JEAN CLAUDE: Tell me moar

’The Olympic Hero’ KURT ANGLE: Well.. he lacks in intelligence...and integrity. Oh sure he has Intensity but that can only get RVD so far. Unlike RVD, I possess the three I’s.

’Martial Artist’ JEAN CLAUDE: I moost continua my warkout

’The Olympic Hero’ KURT ANGLE: Don’t mind me... You wont even know I am here..

Jean starts to work out as Kurt keeps on talking

’The Olympic Hero’ KURT ANGLE: A Olympic Hero scheduled to wrestle a “Extreme” Rob Van Dam. This guy ain’t extreme. It’s to my understanding that Rob says he will show me what extreme is. Whoopededoo! I won the Olympics with a broken freakin’ neck... Rob cannot be serious. Can he John? John? Yeah that’s right... Your Olympic Hero will be A Okay when he climbs in the ring with a big loser like RVD. The best thing he has ever done is beat Bill Alfonso in a game of shuffleboard, I mean come on! Shuffleboard is not cool.. RVD is not cool. I am cool – Oh its true.. To my understanding across the streets all that jive talk is about Kurt Angle. Now I don’t lie because I have integrity.... What the heck are you doing?

Jean Claude is jumping in the air, just kicking. Kurt Angle puts his hands on his hips and looks confused.

’The Olympic Hero’ KURT ANGLE: Oh I see. You think a Olympic Hero cannot do karate.. Well check this out..

Kurt tries some karate as he fails and falls on his back. Jean Claude offers to pick up Kurt

’Martial Artist’ JEAN CLAUDE: eey’ rr you alrright?

’The Olympic Hero’ KURT ANGLE: John....

’Martial Artist’ JEAN CLAUDE: Its Jean..

’The Olympic Hero’ KURT ANGLE: Yeah that’s what I said, anyway am I alright? Heck I’ve won the Olympics with a freakin’ broken neck AND a runny nose too! – I can cope with pain or whatever you want to call it.

’Martial Artist’ JEAN CLAUDE: Karatee is cool

’The Olympic Hero’ KURT ANGLE: Who needs Karate any ways? I am a American Hero.. I represent this great nation. RVD thinks he’s so cool with all that dude talk. He wants to talk about extreme? Hey Rob.. I drank milk that was a DAY past the expiration date. Now that is EXTREME! I have the three I’s, I am cool.. I am extreme... I am as close to perfection as you can get!

Jean Claude Van Damme sets up to chairs as he performs a split. Kurt looks at the guy weirdly..

’The Olympic Hero’ KURT ANGLE: What the heck are you doing?

’Martial Artist’ JEAN CLAUDE: A split

’The Olympic Hero’ KURT ANGLE: Don’t hurt yourself pal. Speaking of hurt.. You know whose going to be in pain? Robbie.. I am going to make him tap out! Tap out like a little baby...WAH WAH WAH! KURT ANGLE MAKE ME TAPPY OUT.. WOOO!

Kurt laughs it up as Jean concentrates on the split

’The Olympic Hero’ KURT ANGLE: What does Rob have compared to me? Five Star Frog Splash? Who is he Eddie Guerrero.. No move compares to the Angle Slam. It was named top move of the millenium... Yippekayeh!

Kurt jumps around as he stops and goes over to Jean..

’The Olympic Hero’ KURT ANGLE: Do you need help? Looks like your legs are stretched out..

’Martial Artist’ JEAN CLAUDE: This is called a split.

’The Olympic Hero’ KURT ANGLE: And these are called medals and they are better than any split.. John.

’Martial Artist’ JEAN CLAUDE: It’s Jean...

’The Olympic Hero’ KURT ANGLE: That’s what I said, anyway. RVD is always doing those ‘splits’. Thinking he is cool harming his genitals.. If there’s somebody that knows about being cool its Kurt Angle.. You think that’s cool? I’ll show you cool..

Kurt Angle does the robot as he then hits a corny moonwalk

’The Olympic Hero’ KURT ANGLE: Aaoowww, I’m bad. Uhuh.. you know it!

Kurt smirks as he stops

’The Olympic Hero’ KURT ANGLE: Still got it! I’ll have you know although I am a Olympic Gold Medalist... I do know a thing or two about dancing. I was on Dance Fever...They called me.. “The Olympic Dancer”. Oh yeah Its true..

’Martial Artist’ JEAN CLAUDE: I moost take a, bath... Make yourself a’ home..

’The Olympic Hero’ KURT ANGLE: RVD has been a copy cat.. RVD is pure jealous.. I got the gold what does he have? He hasn't reached the level of success.. I have accomplished more than RVD will ever in my career. All my life I have had success and I will make sure that continues. Enough is Enough... He wants to make this a extreme match? Why don’t we wrestle in a shark tank, with real sharks? And each of us have meat attached... Wouldn't that be a hoot? Either way I will still make RVD tap.. tap like Mr. Bojangles on speed!...