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| HI-LITE : Fade Up |

| The camera opens as we see a logo of a star saying Christian...as we see a hand knocking.. the camera zooms out to see Chris Jericho and Lance Storm. Chris speaks as he knocks |

' Chris Jericho ' Hey Christian, are you in there? Are you spanking your monkey? Haha.

' Lance Storm ' Chris... I dont get it..

' Chris Jericho ' Lancey...Lance... Come on jerky, loosen up. Your in the presence of a comical...

' Lance Storm ' Large.....

| Christian opens the door as he has a Lakers hat, with a headband under it, with a Old Lakers Magic Johnson Throwback-Jersey, The matching sweats to go with it. Chris and Lance look at him with such a weird look.. |

' Chris Jericho ' What the...

' Christian ' Dude, I totally look �gangster� Think I will blend in?

| Jericho and Lance stare at each other |

' Christian ' Sh-Yeah its Apollo, I will blend in. Im totally funny and all I needed was the �styzzle� With this on, I will be like on a state of high-octane coolocity.

' Chris Jericho ' You�ll be like all those jerkies in the crowd. You seriously cannot be seen like that with me. At least they will give ya� credit for sporting a A.I.D.S victim.

' Christian ' Sh-yeah! They will praise me in... in... (crosses hands on his chest like a thug) �Showtime at the Apollo!� Dude, does that show even exist anymore? Like, full of talentless amateur-dorkchops.

' Lance Storm ' Its quite popular in the African American Heritage Network.

' Christian ' What�s your damage L?

' Lance Storm ' Nothing...Just thinking about our match.

' Chris Jericho ' Our? Listen here Lance, �HI-LITE� is in this match. And one of us will come out successful. Yeah, I know Lancey. I know what your thinking...Your thinking what�s my strategy in the match...Well there is no strategy when your a LARGER THEN LIFE LIVING LEGEND! Like myself.

' Christian ' Dude, You totally forget about Big C. I�m curb-stomping everyone in the match. Even if its you CJay.. or Sir Nose-A-Lot, even Sanders. I totally dont need a name for him, cause it says it itself. Sanders equals... Total Reekazoid!

| One of the employee�s approaches Christian |

' Employee ' Your on next...Uhh... Christian? Is that right?

' Christian ' Sh-yeah! Im totally going to be the HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT!!

' Employee ' Stage is right there....

| Christian walks with his taunts into the stage as they announce his name. They cheer a bit as he rubs the piece of good luck wood as he comes out with a mic. They look at his clothes...and are a bit chuckled. |

' Christian ' Sh-yeah I totally made it to Apollo. Im like a Apollo legend now, Jokes, Jokes, Jokes.... Uhh.. Like, Your momma�s so fat she was totally diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, and the doctor gave her 30 years to live.. Eh?

| No laughs as Christian is laughing his ass off... He then looks in the crowd|

' Christian ' Sh-yeah you reekazoids dont even recognized comedy. This is totally like a dorkville. Full of prime cut dorkchops, (talking to a person in the crowd as they boo) Sh-yeah you hosebeast, this show is full of stinkitudes, like EWA. Speaking of that, Big C here is taking on some funny reekazoids. Wanna hear about it..

| Some people say �Yes� as most just boo... Chris Jericho then comes out with his own mic...stealing it from the host |

' Chris Jericho ' Stop booing Jerkies. Let Christian, have his super-duper comedy sketch.

' Christian ' Sh-yeah totally, listen up dorkchops. There�s this one guy named... Sir Nose-A-Lot. That dude is totally wanting to be as great as Mario for Nintendo, dude nothin is close to that. But he sucks like Bitchlanta Braves, he�s all like �I am Parcheesi!� He�s totally going to be the beatee out of the Christian Curbstomping Show!

| The crowd laugh as Christian is feeling good... |

' Christian ' Another prime-cut dorkchop is... dude, he totally is like a death stench on the match. That chumpstain stands no chance like Monique on a diet (winks at Monique as everyone boo�s) What? What did I say? Im totally feeling �Freddy McFriendless� in the (crosses his hands) Apollo!

| Boo�s roar out as the siren sounds and the clown guy comes at Christian. speaks |

' Christian ' Like dude dont lay a finger on a super-SUPERDUPER-star like me. This show is off the air anyway, its totally horrible like, The Parkers. Maximum Burnage!

| The screen fades to black as it opens a little later with Christian, Lance and Chris in the green room. As they talk |

' Chris Jericho ' Christian.... PAHLEASE, I was breaking a rib from laughing. And Lance...Well Lance isnt important. He doesnt laugh at the voted �Most funniest guy in the world�. But its only a matter of time Christian until I come away with another victory under this Living Legends Belt.

' Christian ' Sh-yeah your right mon fr�re. It totally was maximum comedy outage out there.

| A amateur comes over as he talks to Jericho and Christian |

' Amateur ' Dude, Your killed out there. Nice, they dont recognized our comedy style. And Jericho dude, your totally a music god. Fozzy rocks! It gives me the inspiration to rock on!

' Chris Jericho ' Good, well what can I say junior. We are just talented like that...

' Amateur ' Your new single totally rocks...

' Christian ' Sh-yeah Totally superduper... its all like (Pumps Fist) dun da denna denandan don, totally reeking of awesomeness! Like Big C and CJay...Yea we so totally reek of awesomeness!

' Lance Storm ' Shouldnt you guys be concerned more on your match... Either way Elvis is the king of Rock And Roll

' Chris Jericho ' That was then Lancey, Now its the Itohla of Rock and Rolla.... Chris Jericho! Anyway I will do like I did last week

' Christian ' Sh-yeah right...Whats your damage dude? CJay you know I will be like so B-R-utal in this match. Sir Nose-A-Lot stands like Gary Coleman, short and forgotten. You will be a tough challenge but all I gotta do is hit the Unprettier on all the Natural Born Loser�s in the match and like in Apollo I am totally.. THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT!!

' Chris Jericho ' We�ll see Christian...

' Christian ' Dude, forget this lets hunker down and totally go bueller. Big C will have the goldage soon...cause I totally reek of awesomeness. | HI-LITE : Fade Out |