Quotes
I have lots of quotes. they range from Karl Marx to Homer Simpson.If you want me to add some one, just email me at [email protected]



There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.

-Beavis and Butthead's guidance counselor


Outside of a dog, books are man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to hard to read.

-Groucho Marx


What do i do to ignore them behind me?
Do i follow my instincts blindly?
Do I hide my pride/from these bad dreams
and give in to sad thoughts that are maddening?
Do I/Sit here and try to stand it?
or do I/try to catch them red-handed?
do I trust some and get fooled by phoniness?
Or do I trust no one and live in loneliness?
Because I can't hold on when I'm stretched too thin
I make the right moves, but I'm lost within
I put on my daily facade and then
I just end up getting hurt again
by myself
I ask why, but in my mind i find
that I can't rely on myself

-Linkin Park "By Myself"


Either that wallpaper goes, or i do.

-last words of Oscar Wilde


Art is making something out nothing and selling it.

-Frank Zappa


A jail cell's freedom
from the pain in my home
hatred passed on, passed on, and passed on
It's a world of violent rage, but it's one that i can recognize
having never seen the color of my father's eyes
Yes, I dwell in hell, but it's a hell that i can grip
I tried to grip my family, but I slipped
To escape from the pain, and an existence mundane
I gotta sign, the sign is set, and now I got a name
Come and read my writing on the wall
No one's there to catch me when I fall
Death is on my side
Suicide!

-Rage Against The Machine "Settle For Nothing"


(In response to the destruction of Kentucky Fried Panda by a giant lisa-headed log) No!!!! It was finger ling-ling good!!

-Homer Simpson


It is not true that life is one damn thing after another-it's one damn thing over and over.


-Edna St. Vincent (Thanks to Tyler Summers)


Curiouser and Curiouser.....

-Alice, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland


How about I give you the finger and you give me my phone call.

Neo, The Matrix


Why does it feel like night today?
Something in here's not right today.
Why am I so uptight today?
paranoia's all I got left
I don't know what stressed me first
or how the pressure was fed/but
I know what it feels like
to have a voice in the back of my head
It's like a face that I hold inside
A face that awakes when I close my eyes
A face watches every time I lie
A face that laughs every time I fall

-Linkin Park, "Papercut"


"Dear, dear! Everything is so queer today! I wonder if I've changed in the night? Let me think: was I the same when I got up this morning?I almost think I remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, then the next question is, 'Who am I?' Ah thats the puzzle!"
-Alice, Alice In Wonderland

"It would be easier to pay off our national debt overnight than to neutralize the long term effects of our national stupidity"
-Frank Zappa


"You should say what you mean," said the March Hare. "I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least - I mean what I say - thats the same thing you know." "Not the same thing a bit!" said the Hatter. "Why you might as well saythat 'I see what I eat' is the same thing as 'I eat what I see'!"
-Alice in wonderland

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something"
-the last words of Pancho Villa

" the secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you've got it made."
-Groucho Marx
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