Polak-Boy  (aka:  Patty-Boy, Patty, Patryk, The Leech, The Snagger)

A little background on Patty:  Patryk was the kid that lived down the hall.  He came to Canada from Poland when he was a little kid not speaking a work of english.  I wish he still didn�t speak any english�.that way he would be a lot less annoying.  We became friends with his parents, and as he grew up he started begging us to take him on our fishing trips.  Whenever we bring him, he always borrowed our fishing gear.  And year after year, the freak�n kid never went out and bought the stuff himself with the cash he free-loaded off his poor grandparents.  Now, he no longer is a kid and he has a job and STILL hasn�t bought his own float rod !!!  He sits on his computer all day playing Quake while smoking.

Which is better than his previous hobby of�.

The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that
would offer more for their sportsmen so they crossed a Coho with a
Walleye and called it a Kowal. It grew to a nice size and reproduced
well but it wouldn't bite. They crossed the Kowal with a Muskie and
called it a Kowalski but they were so stupid they had to teach them
how to swim.