A standard Xanga page consists of long ass paragraphs about the girls� useless and uninteresting life and current events, then ASSLOADS of icons with little semi-suicidal, phrases indirectly about boyfriends that got tired of their pathetic mind numbing personalities such as �even though we�re both broken, together we still make something beautiful�, �where can you run to escape from yourself?� �She told him to tell her a lie, he said �I love you� etc. and other idiotic phrases that give insight into their boring, self-absorbed lives that they like to think people want to read pages and pages of text about!
By writing on those pages, you are giving old guys porn, and porn is bad, dirty smut! Guys masturbate to porn, and masturbating is a bad sinful thing! Like they say, every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten�so therefore, every time you write on a Xanga page, God kills a kitten�and you don�t want to kill a cute little kitten do you?
Get a life; stop being a drama queen, the world doesn�t revolve around you. In conclusion, turn off the computer and go outside dumbass!