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| The Wild Cherry Pepsi Diet! |
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| How stupid can people get!?! I recently heard about a new diet called The Peanut Butter Diet. In which, it basically says, �Eat peanut butter before a balanced meal and lose weight!� What the hell? If you just eat a balanced meal you can lose weight! But no, because everyone is so caught up in losing weight, they�ll spend all their hard earned money on this worthless crap: a book telling you what I already have, and a Peanut Butter Cookbook! You see Americans would rather waste their money on vitamins and protein shakes and pills to stop you from eating and shit a lot instead of eating less and exercising! That�s all it takes! If you eat even semi-healthy, eat less of whatever you�re eating, and exercise (you lazy shit!) you can lose weight! It doesn�t matter how fat you are, if you are too fat to exercise then don�t eat, starve yourself until you�re thin, then eat. Hire someone to ration your food so you don�t become anorexic. But no, you�d rather waste your money on books and shit to get you too lose weight; don�t listen to this advice when you can pay for worthless advice! So since you�d rather take the hard way (and since you�re dumb enough to give me your money�you didn�t read that) I�ve made my own Diet!!! |
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| That�s right, the Wild Cherry Pepsi Diet! With this book I�ll teach you how to drink a can of Wild Cherry Pepsi before every balanced meal, and lose weight! | ||||||||||||||||||
| And it only costs�. $55.00!! Wow for this price, you can�t afford to not give me your money! |
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| Also, with the book I�ll give you a free Wild Cherry Pepsi Cookbook! I�ll show you how to fix WCP in ways that you�ll never imagine! -In a can -In a bottle -Hot -Cold -Frozen And that�s just for starters! Send $55 dollars to� Gamushara 858 You�re a Dumbass Ave. FuckYouVille, Hell, USA 858420 |
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| I bet if there�s really a guy that lives at that address, I�ll be his hero! | ||||||||||||||||||