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Ok, if you watch TV most likely you’ve seen those god forsaking Subway commercials with their douche spokesman Jared. Jared is some guy that lost a bunch of weight through eating Subway subs, now don’t get me wrong, good for him! But I’m tired of seeing his dumbass in those commercials! And what pisses me off more is that he spends most of the time insulting fast food like McDonalds! Ok, this is almost as bad as the Truth commercials making up lies to stop people from smoking. Listen, its the person’s CHOICE if they want to eat healthy or eat greasy fast food! And you have no right to insult McDonalds when their food kicks your shitty little subs ass! I’m on a diet of meat and any food that ends in the word “ito” and I’m thinner then that dumbass! Hey I may die of a heart attack someday, but at least I’m eating something I enjoy!
And Jared even was shown talking to an Elementary School in the movie “Supersize Me” What the hell? How does he get to be an inspiration story, get to give kids advice? He LOST WEIGHT! BIG FUCKING WHOOP! Just shut the hell up!
Another thing that bothers me about Subway is how their service works. When I go in there and want to get a sandwich with no “leaves”, mayo, or cheese or anything on it, they give me weird looks! When I went to get one of those Chicken Pizziola and didn’t want any extra cheese and crap, they acted like I’m a freak! I HATE CHEDDER CHEESE! GET OVER IT! They should have a salad buffet type stand; you make your sub YOURSELF, pay for it and leave! Then I might stand going there!
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