Fall Off A Stage Boy
The guitarist expected to be caught by the loving arms of his fans but they parted and let him hit the floor.
Wentz had to be helped back onstage by bouncers before finishing the 'secret' show. (Courtesy of EdgeLittleRock.com)
�This is just so funny that I can't even think of a witty line to say after it! It seems that even their fans can't stand him now! �I only wish I could have seen that happen though�
Who the hell is Travis Barker?
Recently I saw the Boost Mobile commercial featuring this douche�and wondering, who the hell is this scrawny bastard? Of course I had already heard of his dumbass MTV show that no one gives a damn about, but then I found out he's the drummer for Blink 182, which is actually a good band, when I had figured him the drummer for some shitty band that I wouldn't like�well, still in the commercial he would have been better off as a body builder jeez, go eat man! You look like a freakin' anorexic woman�I can't really say anything cause I've never watched the show and don't know if I'd think the guys an ass�but still, eat, damn!
Fresh Baked Rip off
The other night I caught some of the show "Fresh Baked Video Games" on Spike TV. Now heres my problem with it�the show is like comparing stripping to ballet dancing�don't get me wrong I'd choose watching a stripper over a ballet dancer any day of the week�but the analogy I'm trying to show there is comparing Fresh Baked Video Games to G4's X-Play, comparing a legitimate videogame reviewing show to a shitfaced 30-year old male demographic tits and ass videogame reviewing show�They have a part where an audience member can be kicked in the nuts for a videogame, fair enough�but then the douche can choose between a balloon, diaper, and kitten for a shield�guess what the dumbass chooses�yep the balloon. That's like "Ok you can choose between this feather and this ancient roman battle shield" "hahahahaha I'll choose the feather dude!" Then he chose between being kicked with a sack of nickels, the host (who looks like a dumbass that would host this show), and a football player�. yep he chose that one�Now if this wasn't fake and he really was being kicked in the nuts, he wouldn't choose that I know�but that is seriously one of the stupidest things I've ever watched! I love half naked women making fake orgasms to a vibrating videogame chair as much as any guy�but trying to compete with shows like X-Play as far as being a VIDEOGAME show? Give it up�
Disclaimer- In that rant I like to clarify that I DO NOT advocate abuse to kittens, even though they would provide a more successful nut shield then a Get Well Soon balloon�