2. Munching on the end of an exhaust pipe is considered odd.
3. Uranus is a planet, not a body part.
4. Spray paint should NOT be used to freshen your breath.
5. Gampersnaz is a logical word. Stupider is not.
6. People CANNOT be a scaredy cat. People are NOT cats.
7. All stupid people should be either dealt with by being shot, or talking stupid back to them.
8. People do not wear genes on their legs.
9. Farts are not sharp.
10. Not all teachers like apples.
11. Teachers do not get paid every time they give a detention. They just like to see us suffer.
12. Batman is a real person.
13. Sponge Bob is also real, and lives off the coast of Japanastan.
14. Japanastan is an actual country located between Australiopia, and Gampersnaz county.
15. There is no actual Lord of the rings.
16. Barney the purple dinosaur is related to yo mamma.
17. Amish is pronounced "Ah-mish" NOT "AY-mish"
18. The incredible frog boy lives in your backyard.
19. Coke is a delicious beverage, not a drug.
20. This is number 20.
21. This is number 21.
22. Don't read this if you can't read.
23. Canadians saying "eh" is just a stereo type.
24. I'm Canadian, eh.
25. If you are still reading this, you are legally insane.
26. I'm legally insane, eh.
27. Cigarette butts do NOT taste good.
28. I can see every thing you do.
29. You just looked for a camera didn't you...?
30. I'm shocked that I've came up with this many facts...
31...of life.
32. There is no end of the rainbow.
33. Cats will one day take over the world.
34. Dogs will follow.
35. Then fish.
36. And when their done...
37. Who knows.
38. NEVER eat a peanut. They cause the Marburg virus.
39. Trust me...
40. It's bad.
41. You probably don't care.
42. You just think that I'm a crazy old wrinkly man.
43. Don't you?
44. What an ingnorant person you are.
45. Your so mean
46. Calling me a wrinkly old man.
47. I know you did it...
48. Remember, I can see you.
49. A submarine is NOT a sandwich.
50. It is a large metal tube used to blow up other large metal tubes.
51. Believe me.
52. It's true.
53. Don't deny the truth.
54. Or the truth will deny you...
55. I should be going.
56. I have a life you know.
57. All facts in life are true
58. Don't deny it.
59. The End
60. LALALALALA!!!! oh... I'm still typing...
61. I do not exist.
62. You are a cat slave.
63. Catnip is the most valuable substance in existence although the Ebola and Marburg viruses are colse.
64. We are slaves to the sovereighn race known to us as cats.
65. The tip of a pencil is graphite NOT lead therefore you cannot get lead poisoning from the graphite on the end of your pencil.
66. Stupid people should be dragged out onto the street and shot. Their possesions should be given to the intelligent people in equal shares.
67. Forms are shapes, not peices of paper.
68. Slow and steady never wins the race.
69. You see with your eyes, not with your hands.
70. jklsadfopimmmispfoimitxuase does not make sense.
80. Is not in the right place because 80 does not follow 70.
71. Just because someone speaks a different language doesn't mean they are crazy.
72. Cat ladys aren't sympathising for the cats they are just strange.
73. There is no such thing as fresh air.
74. Bottled water is not pure unless composed of pure hydrogen and oxygen.
75. Pure is currently impossible to attain.
76. Out of the pan and into the fire is the perfect expression.
77. Just because an animal lives in another country doesn't mean it makes its sound with an accent of that country.
78. Cats don't understand our language, so don't try having a conversation with them.
79. Cockroaches can survive a nuclear blast, therefore if your appartment is infested don't use a nuclear missile to clear them out.
81. Fact of Life #80 is missing because I told him there was free hot dogs by #70.
82. We are creating the fabrics for our own destruction.
83. Dolphins are more intelligent than humans therefore you souldn't try to out-smart them. And don't try to out swim them, but you can out-walk them.
84. Computers are always right unless the programmers made a mistake or if the computor needs formatted.
85. To kill someone with a knife you may sever their spine or plant the blade in their armpit (we cannot be held accountable for anyone who decides to use these methods).
86. I am cow hear me moo, I weigh twice as much as you.
87. I am a lion hear me roar, meow. I am cat hear me meow, ROAR.
88. The bell at school is not an actual bell it is just a simulated noise that sounds nothing like a bell.
89. All huamns are insane to certain degree.
90. Cows are the law inforcers of cat's law.
91. The small cats are the masters of the bigger cats.
92. It is possible for a cat to scare a bear, these types of cats are well known as cheetahs.
93. A rubber band is tone deaf, so don't ask it to play a song for you.
94. If you are in a war party don't bring balloons or cake.
95. A bee is a bug that stings not a letter.
96. A bank teller is not a person who tells things to banks.
97. "Junk" is a slang expression for stuff.
98. It is expected, if you are not a student, that you do not attend school for classes.
99. If you kill 10 people or more at once you are a mass murderer.
100. A murder is a flock of crows. Not someone killing someone else.
101. Pen
102. What goes musn't always come down.
103. meteors are always going down.
104. Opposites don't always attract they just get closer toghether.
105. Eat to live, don't live to eat.
106. Stupidity should be punishable by law.
107. If you disobey the cat lords you will be destroyed.
108. The name willy is not cute. All people who name their child Willy should be imprisonned.
109. Parents shouldn't name their children by their personalities or actions during their infant stages.
110. In Canada we have universities NOT colledges with the exception of comunity colledges, if you say otherwise you will be punished.
111. Only people have personalities, cats have catonalites.
112. The eraser at the end of your pencil is made of rubber.
113. Gum has horse hooves in it.
114. Happiness is not a fish you can catch.
115. Fish are to be eaten not kept as pets.
116. It is suggested that you don't eat chalk or batteries.
117. Textbooks do nto make good desks.
118. French kissing is the equvatent of licking the floor of a public bathroom.
119. acid rain will not melt you until it has a higher acid content.
120. don't steal. The government hates competition.