Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut Part Two
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Meredith Baxter Birney--actress who played the mother on "Family Ties".
  • Official fan club
    • "Come Sail Away"--Styx hit song which ends in an alien visitation with the main character. Cartman's inability to do anything without hearing the song through is very telling, but also a recent fad here in America is Children's Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
    Come Sail Away 
                         Lyrics (from Official Styx Web Site)

I'm sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea
I've got to be free, free to face the life that's ahead of me
On board, I'm the captain, so climb aboard
We'll search for tomorrow on every shore
And I'll try, oh Lord, I'll try to carry on

I look to the sea, reflections in the waves spark my memory
Some happy, some sad
I think of childhood friends and the dreams we had
We live happily forever, so the story goes
But somehow we missed out on that pot of gold
But we'll try best that we can to carry on

A gathering of angels appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope, and this is what they said
They said come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me

I thought that they were angels, but to my surprise
They climbed aboard their starship and headed for the skies
Singing come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
  • Styx web site
    • America's Most Wanted--a television show where unsolved crimes are re-enacted in the hope that a viewer will recognize the event or persons and call in to help solve the crime. Amazingly, with the crappy re-enactments, most of the crimes are actually solved.
  • America's Most Wanted web site
    • Unplanned Parenthood--a spoof on Planned Parenthood, a clinic for women who are sexually active and need assistance with birth control and/or abortions. Oh wait, abortions are birth control...Strike that.
  • Planned Parenthood
    • "keep your laws off of my body"--a slogan of the pro-abortionists.
    • wuss--panty-waist, nancy, big old girl.
    • equal opportunity employer--big push here in the States to hire people who are not white males.
  • EEOC home page
    • dtvc on film chick's shirt--can't figure out if this is a ref to DKNY, which is a fashion label of Donna Karan New York.
  • Donna Karan
    • Eric Roberts
  • Eric Roberts article
    • John Walsh--the host of "America's Most Wanted"
  • John Walsh bio
    • Who Framed Roger Rabbit--partially live partially animated film about a crazy rabbit, his unnaturally buxom girlfriend, a drunken cigar smoking baby, and an unfortunate agent.
  • Internet Movie database entry
    • Quincy--television show I thought about forensic medicine...
    • cannibalism jokes--based on the many films about plane wrecks and being snowed in on mountains. References were from Alive, a true story about a plane crash in the Andes, that's why PArker and Stone have the "Ave Maria" sung by a Neville brother at the end, and pan out, with the little grave, same as the movie: same song, same singer, same pan same grave. Cannibalism is a subject covered in American history, because of the true tales of pioneers (The Donner Party) traveling from the east coast to the west coast who encounter unexpected bad winter in the Rocky Mountains and die off, eating the dead to survive.
  • Donner Party Home Page
    • velociraptors--those horrid nimble dinosaurs from Jurassic Park.
  • Vectors and Velociraptors
    • freezie pops--colors of dye not occurring in nature are mixed with water and sugar are sealed in plastic wrap tubes and put in the freezer. You cut open on end of the tube and squeeze the other end so that the wholesome goodness oozes up to the cut end and into your mouth.
  • Popsicle home page
    • doggie bag--term used to describe the bad of leftovers from a restaurant that you would normally give to your dog but instead take home and leave in refrigerator until it attains sentience.
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