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REFERENCESWWW LINKS
Chick from Species -- Species was a movie about an alien creature conceived by a human female. The chick is Natasha Henstridge.
  • Natasha Henstridge page
    • lame -- slang use of weak or feeble
    • Ellen -- refers to comedian Ellen Degeneres who announced she was a lesbian on her television series. No one was shocked.
  • Ellen fan club
  • Are you a real Lesbian? quiz
    • Mr. Garrison's new face -- well, it's David Hassellhoff, star of "Knight Rider", "Baywatch", and "Baywatch Nights". I would say he's an actor, but that would be pushing it.
  • David Hasselhoff page
  • Knight Rider
  • Hasselhoff as AntiChristThis is too funny
    • Vanessa Williams -- singer and movie star
  • Vanessa Williams page
    • Toni Braxton
  • Toni Braxton web page
    • Pamela Anderson -- television and movie star, credits include "Baywatch" and "Barb Wire".
  • Pamela Anderson page
    • Erin Gray -- television star from the 70s and 80s, credits include "Silver Spoons" and "Buck Rogers".
  • THE Erin Gray Page
    • Buck Rogers -- television science fiction show about a man who travels into Earth's future. Robot Twiggy rules!
  • Buck Rogers page
    • Yasmine Bleeth -- television actress from "Baywatch".
  • Yazmania
    • Richard Greico -- television and movie actor, credits include 21 Jump Street.
  • Official Richard Greico page
    • Contact -- science fiction film based on the only fiction story Carl Sagan ever wrote. Starring Jodi Foster and Matthew MacGonical. Mr. Garrison's rant is typical of the American movie audience regarding sci-fi. All they want is the special effects, and if the story has a deep message or a plot, well, they can't digest it. Bastards. Oh, I'm not bitter.
    • whupp -- slang for whip
    • Depends Undergarments -- diapers for adults who suffer from incontinence
    • Ingiglo girls -- reference to Indigo Girls, a lesbian duo singer/songwriter group.
  • Indigo Girls page
    • Birkenstocks -- open-toed leather sandals often worn by yuppies. Long before yuppies discovered these German-made imported sandals, they were part of the "uniform" of crunchy granola lesbians. Crunchy granola is an expression to mean girls who don't shave their legs or armpits, eat nothing but fibrous organic stuff, and wear, uh, Birkenstocks.
  • Birkenstock page
    • "Shadow Dancing" -- this is the 70s disco era song playing everytime Mr. Garrison is walking around. I think it may be the Bee Gees. If it isn't, well it damn near sounds like the Bee Gees, or at least there a Gibb in there. Ah ha! I've just found a link, and indeed it is Andy Gibb! Bwa-ha ha!
  • Shadow Dancing home page
    • Grease/Elton John -- Grease was a 70s film based on the successful stage play, both of which are popular once again on Broadway and in the theatres. "Elton-John" refers to Olivia Newton-John who starred in the film as Sandy.
  • Official Grease website
    • smack -- is heroin
    • the blue thing Mr. Garrison is leaning against -- is an American mailbox. Isn't it cute?
  • United States Postal Service
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