 Ike's Wee-Wee |
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| Bris-- uh, yes, this is true. The full name of the ceremony is the Bris Milah. A circumcision is common among many males, but all Jewish males. The hood of skin which folds over the tip of the penis is cut off. It is seen as a dirty part of the anatomy, since nasty white smegma collects inside the folds, and so this is why it is chopped off. More than you wanted to know. | The Bris
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| "cut the cheese" -- Well, the expression is supposed to be cut the mustard, I believe, which means, doesn't do the job. Principal Victoria instead uses an expression which means to fart. This is because she is so terribly stupid. | |
| "half a lid of Jamaican grass" -- half of a joint of Marijuana | WWWWeed |
| "pink sawdust stuff" -- highly absorbent deodorant mixture used in toxic cleanups. | |
| television show Mr. Garrison is watching -- Brits will know this as the TV show "Teletubbies", starring four scary little toddler bumbles with TV screens on their chests. Accused of being a show for drug induced fun. | Drugs and Teletubbies
Teletubbies |
| Homer Simpson -- from the animated, long-running, award winning television show, "The Simpsons". Homer always yells "DOH!" whenever something happens which is unexpected. | Simpsons on Fox |
| devil and angel on Mr. Mackey's shoulders -- common comedy routine where the star's good side and bad side tell him what to do by appearing as the devil and an angel. | |
| song Mr. Mackey is singing on his way home -- is "Love is a Battlefield" by Pat Benatar. | Pat Benatar fan pages |
| gahukhafukh -- is a play on the numerous "hacking up phlegm" sounding Jewish food items | Jewish recipes Just scroll down to the table and you'll see what I mean. |
| jellybean -- a sugar dollop shaped like Ike of various flavors | Jelly Belly page |
| the bagpiper is playing a tune -- which is a traditional Jewish dance tune for celebrations, especially weddings, called "Havah Nagilah". | Bob Dylan and Havah Nagilah |
| Grateful Dead/Jerry Berry -- The Grateful Dead were a very famous psychedelic/blues rock band with traditional bluegrass roots in Jerry Garcia, its founding member. Jerry had a long-standing drug addiction problem which finally took his life in the form of a heart-attack in his sleep. The band had the largest underground following of any band in America's history, and concerts were the focus of tremendous drug use and tie-dyes. | Official Grateful Dead home page
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| grounded -- when parents punish you by not letting you go outside except to school. | |
| the people who tackle Mr. Mackey in India -- are the "A-Team," represented by B.A. (Bas Ass) Baracus (Mr. T), the black man with the mohawk hairdo, and the nerd guy, "Howling Mad" Murdock (Dwight Shultz). The black van with the red stripe is the A-Team van. The "A-Team" was an 80s American cop-adventure television program whic kicked ass. | A-Team on the Web |
| Betty Ford Clinic--famous American drug rehabilitation hospital named after the wife of former president Gerald Ford. If one recalls, Eddie and Pats fool Saffy into thinking Eddie has committed herself to treatment at the center...but I digress... | Betty Ford Center |