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| dodge ball -- they pretty much describe this horrid game. And it is all true. | Disney's Dodge Ball site dear god |
| nurse's office--although not all nurses have conjoined twin myslexia, going to the nurse's office is always a frightening thing. School nurses, because they often have to see kids who are faking an illness to get out of class, are notoriously frightening, and often very large. | |
| conjoined twin myslexia--known also as Siamese twins because of the case of the conjoined boys in Siam. | conjoined twins info |
| the conjoined twins Mrs. Broslovsky holds up-- are Micky Dolenz and Mike Nesmith who were both members of the band, The Monkees, and they were NOT conjoined twins. Micky is now the voice of Arthur, the banker turned Moth Superhero from the animated series, The Tick, and Mike Nesmith is still performing as a singer songwriter of intelligent guitar rock. His mother invented Liquid Paper. | The Monkees |
| parachute -- this is some stupid PE thing we all had to do where we surround the edges of a parachute and everyone grabs the edge. Then the teacher calls out things like "UP!" and we all raise our hands, sending the parachute above our heads, then "DOWN!" and the parachute poofs down, then "UP and UNDER!" where you do the up thing but this time go under the poof, and so on. Then the PE teacher would throw a ball onto the parachute, and you had to roll it around and stuff. Crap, really. Supposed to be good coordination and strength exercise...argh. | Photo of parachute games |
| "here we go, cows, here we go!"-- is sung by chef to the "tune" of all "good" fight songs sung by horrid cheerleaders. | Universal Cheerleaders AssociationHead to Resources/Chants, and you'll see them. |
| gefilte fish--a type of Jewish food item. | Gefilte fish recipe |
| what the bus crashes into -- is the vietnam memorial wall in Washington, DC, with the names of every soldier who died in Vietnam. | The Vietnam Memorial Wallsorry about the cheesy MIDI American tunes |
| the song about conjoined twins-- sounds as if it is Neil Diamond singing or someone who is channeling the soul of Neil Diamond, not that he's dead. Neil is the king of soft music. | Neil Diamond Home Page |
| captain ahab got his whale -- uh, reference to Moby Dick. | Moby Dick site for free digital downloads of full text |
| Chinese Dodge ball team training--is a reference to the Kung-Fu films which show the rigorous training they go through, all wearing their robes, standing in hyper-straight rows, out in the courtyard, feeling no pain. | Hong Kong movie database |
| Abraham Lincoln--was the 16th president of the United States and was shot in the back of the head by some bastard actor. | Abraham Lincoln |
| non-dairy creamer -- horrid plastic sugar product used instead of milk or cream in tea or coffee. Very very popular in America. There are even flavors of this stuff (see URL). Believed to have fallen to Earth from space. | Flavored non-dairy creamers |
| "y'all come back now, y'here?" -- was the line spoken by the granny character from Hee-Haw, a television show based around the Hee-Haw bluegrass country band with Roy Clark. Very funny. | Hee-Haw |
