I am desperate. All the clothes in my wardrobe are black - I really need some color in my life. And my hats!!!!!!!! I have to duck my head to go through any door.
My transport keeps wearing out as I have to use it to keep my floors clean - maybe you know of a more durable model?
There is also a shortage of toads, newts and bats around here - I can't think why. Do you know of a supplier locally that would give me a good price for bulk quantities?
I love cooking, but every evening my black cat turns into a different animal - sometimes a pig, sometimes a snake and once even turned into a crocodile - now that was scary. Maybe I need a new cookbook?
My face is covered with warts and I have a terrible hooked nose - I have tried all kinds of preparations to cover them up but to no avail - maybe you know the name of a good plastic surgeon? I love children but they see my face and run away screaming . I hope you can help me -Endora W. Itch
Dear Endora
Wow, you need more than my help!!! But let�s see what I can suggest.
Firstly your clothes, I don�t think you really need to worry there, you can�t go wrong with a little black number, but may I suggest you take the seams in � just ever so slightly so your dresses are not quite so wide � and maybe a little shorter in the skirt � won�t get tangled in your transport that way. Can�t help much with the hats � have you thought of raising the height of your doors?
I have heard that the Nimbus 2007 model is quite an improvement on the older model brooms but can be very tricky to handle as it is quite powerful. Have you tried giving your current model an overhaul, new bindings, bristles etc. That might do the trick.
I have searched your locality for toads, newts and bats but cannot find a wholesaler. But I understand that your local Martwal has special offers on those items at the moment � show your witch licence and you will get 50% discount for the month of October. They have extra supplies in at the moment � don�t know why they have this month though � is there something happening at the end of this month?
Poor pussy, but I understand crocodile is very tasty. Try the following for some good recipes www.potionsthatdontaffectcats.com. This should keep your pet safe.
Now for your really big problem, I would suggest that you check out www.replaceyourface.com for a possible solution, but I am afraid that the cost may be too great. As a cheap and much less painful alternative try the following. Take a brown paper bag, cut 3 holes in there for eyes and mouth � in your position I would not cut one out for the nose tho � you should still be able to breathe � think so anyway. I hope the above helps you. Aunt Agony