1. Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

2. Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

3. On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."

4. In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"

5. At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

6. On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

7. In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

8. Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

9. In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

10. In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.