"Aim towards the enemy." 
--Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launncher 

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." 
--U.S. Marine Corps 

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." 
--USAF Ammo Troop 

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." 
--Infantry Journal 

"A slipping gear could let your m203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." 
--Army's magazine of prevention maintenannce 

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." 
--U.S. Air Force manual 

"Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo." 
--Infantry Journal 

"Tracers work both ways." 
--U.S. Army Ordnance 

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." 
--Infantry Journal 

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." 
--David Hackworth 

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush." 
--Infantry Journal 

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." 
--Joe Gay 

"Any ship can be a minesweeper....once." 
--Anon 

"Never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to do." 
--Unknown Marine Recruit 

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." 
--Infantry Journal 

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." 
--USAF Ammo Troop