| Seriously, what happened to intelligence?. . . |
| Today was a horrible day indeed for the human race. When I went out to the field at lunch I witnessed the very pinnacle of stupidity. Seven guys, GUYS mind you, were sitting in a large circle with their legs spread apart and their feet touching. This is the same formation we used to roll a ball back and forth when I was in kindergarden, but they weren't using a ball, they were tossing back and forth a full water bottle. When I first saw this the first thing that came to my mind was "Those people there should die," just like it was any other day. However, the game gets much stupider. When someone is throwing it at you you must make every attempt NOT to block it from hitting you. Guess what part of the body you are supposed to try and hit when you threw it at someone? I'll give you a hint, the dipshit who thought of this game called it "Nut Ball." I never thoutht people could actually get THAT stupid. Seven guys hanging out at lunch time, and they have nothing better to do than a group vasectomy. There's already chicks out there ready to have you fixed the first chance they get, why must we do this to each other? When did masochism (much less sado-masochism) become "cool?" With schoolyard games like "bloody knuckles," "butts up," or "baby bridges" it's no wonder so many people grow up to be stupid. What's even more pathetic about these seven students is the fact that the bottle rarely ever made contact with their testacles, yet at every throw somebody was bending over and groaning, simply to prove the non-existent fact that their balls have dropped. I saw some kid get hit squarely in the chest, so naturally he bent over holding his groin and laughing. Let me clarify something dipshits, If you were actually to get hit in the groin you COULDN'T FOR THE LIFE OF YOU laugh. In their little game of "Nut Ball" I am sure some people did get hit substantially and were in real pain when they got hit. It's amazing that people are willing to subject themselves just for the sickening entertainment of others. What do I mean by entertainment of others? Well do you honestly believe they're hurting themselves for their own pleasure? They are doing it for attention, and they get it. Girls will instinctively flock around this spectacle even more than guys because girls are horrible creatures and have an unquenchable bloodlust for all beings with a penis. I'm told that these kids got their idea from a television show called Jackass (the stupidest show ever made) WOW what role models. These kids are aspiring to be like people who star in a show entitled, "Jackass." . . .Oh well, at least these kids are helping the community. Anybody who is stupid enough to play a game that involves the maming of testaces doen't deserve to procreate in the first place. People are so stupid. People should die. You know who should die? People. |
| 5/21/03 |