| Jock Poem (I know this one isn't my best work, being that I wrote it at 3 a.m. with a severe headache, but I've decided to post and publish it anyway so that I may help people see things through the eyes of Jocks. Those poor souls...) |
| This morning, when I awoke, my body was already sore Probably from the cheerleaders I'd nailed the day before. . . Anyway, after much debate, I stumbled out of bed, and DAMN IT ALL! When I stood up, my chandleer hit me on my head. Later, while I was eating, my butler tripped, fell and broke his nose. The sad thing about it is, he landed on my toes. Then, he had forgot to ask if I had been okay! So I fired his ass and made sure he was out that very day. By continuing with my life I knew I was just tempting my bad luck. And sure enough, one of my girlfriends denied me an unprotected fuck. Before I got around to breaking her jaw, she pulled out some of my hair! This flawed my god-like appearence!! DAMN! Life just isn't fair! Fate is oh-so-cruel. . .It seems I never get a break. All I ever do is give. And all the world does it take. For instance, one day I leant a dollar to a bum. When he refused to pay me my interest, I was forced to break his thumb. Oh it's tough being such a great, but unlucky guy. . . I guess Scott was right, as he always is, It'd be best if I would die. |
| (7/25/03) [Written 7/21/03] |