dear scotty,
i recently found my husband posing in my pink victorias secret thong. he was looking at playgirl and had an enormous boner. his asscheeks clenched in arousement as my face cheeks turned red in embarrasment. i think he was too busy drooling to notice me. WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO???
from,
has a gay husband in some state but i am too damn hammered to remember
Wow, I can honestly say that I have never been so utterly repulsive that I turned my lover gay, but I suppose some people do have that problem. . .There is only one soulution to your problem, and I expect you to carry it out TO THE LETTER.
You need to have a sex change. As a wife it is your job to appease your husband in every conceivable way, and in this disgusting scenario, you must go to extreme lengths. Your husband will be greatly surprised. You'll pretend to go to work sometime in the near future, but in actuality you'll go get plastic surgery and a voice converter. Then you'll come home likes it's any other day, but during dinner you'll scream out in a masculine voice, "Surprise! I have a penis!" Boy won't he get a kick out of that. You were obviously a complete failure as woman, but hopefully you will make a better man.
Write me after you've followd my instructions so that I can make sure you didn't screw that up too.
Your gifted counselor,
Scott