| One day I will rule the world, and rearrange all life. Octipi would be extinct. The spoiled would live in strife. School teachers would be educated, and their cafeterias would serve REAL food. Humor would be appreciated, and "sir" would be replaced my "dude." People would call me "Dude Lord Scott," and I would rule the Earth. A man's athletic skill would be disregarded. I decree that penis size will determine worth. I'll smite all those that oppose me. My dreams shall be realized. Prostitutes will live comfortably. And clothes will be illegalized. Hooters would be fine dining, and IHOP would be fast food. Jocks would be forever lonely; Only people with IQ points would ever get screwed. Intelligence would be an asset then, and superficiality a crime. Oh, and low-fat mayonayse would be destroyed. Beef Jerky would only cost a dime. Gothics wouldn't procreate-- Not in my utopian world. Midgets would be able to levitate! I'd also invent another word that rhymes with "world" |
| Damn, even when I rhyme I kick ass. . . |
| I wrote this during the down time of my CAT6 testing. . .I'm pretty sure I aced the tests but for the life of me I can't think of a usable word that rhymes with "world." |
| 5/6/03 |