People should die. I've recently been approached by some people (who should die) who believe that I'm ARROGANT?! Or CONCEITED?! Or even STUCK UP?! Even my mother thinks my web site is arrogant and pompous. My mother gave birth to me, so she can be forgiven. . . but everybody else who shares her view should die.
People have said to me, "You know you're web site makes you sound kind of conceited. . "
Wow, really? However did you get that idea? Dipshit, of course I sound arrogant, I'm supposed to sound arrogant! It's funnier that way! Many of my friends (people with senses of humor) find the prospect of my omnipotence quite humorous, mainly because they, like other people with brains, know that omnipotence is not a state any man can achiece. (I blame my freckles. . .freckles suck. . .I wish I could burn them off with a blowtorch)
Is everybody so insecure that they have to come up to me out of the blue and point out things they are better than me at ust to prove I'm not perfect. Some people tease me about being imperfect, but teasing is funny in most instances, and I don't mind at all. However somebody came up to me and started challenging me to all these stupid events, such as sports or a beauty contest, and some other shit. Considering this type of thing has happened to me more than once I'm led to believe that everybody is, IN FACT, so much stupider than I thought, OR that I am the one in the wrong here and people really do see me as a self-important prick. (I prefer not to believe the latter.)
Now, in my personal opinion, I shouldn't have to change the content of my personal web page just because some insecure prejudice bastards take me SERIOUSLY, but I've decided to take it into consideration anyway. . .If you would like to see what my web page would look like without my witty arrogance click below. |
