Here’s a little added thing since I didn’t do all of the questions.

 

It’s the way I would make a story if it had a similar plot to this story “The Feeling of Power”.

 

Except it’s different...

 

This story will use massive amounts of sarcasm, irony, etc.

 

Here we go! J

 

The Feeling of Stupidity

 

Ali Baba, a volunteer technician, was working on a car one day then he got bored. So he decided to learn math. He was lucky that he also works on ancient computers from the ancient times of 2006.

He liked to disassemble these computers and study their parts.

But today, he has something else on his mind with them...

Today he’s going to turn one on! So he did... It took him about three computers before he actually got one working (all the other ones exploded because they couldn’t handle the massive amount of electricity of the future).

 

In the end of all his hard work trying to get the computer working, all he did was just mess around with the computer’s DOS system. K

 

He got bored, so he decided to enter “give me knowledge and power” into the DOS window... All of the sudden he’s was all like “Two plus two equals four!!” So now he knows math! J

 

So now he all of the sudden wanted to go speak to some general dude and tell him what 2 plus 2 equals... so he did!

When he told the general, the general was all like, “z0mg you know math!”

 

So then the general took Ali to go speak to the president and Ali showed the president what 2 plus 2 equals and the president was all like, “Wow! The whole time I thought 2 plus 2 was fish!” and the general said, “Sir, for the last time, it wasn’t a calculator that said fish was the answer, you were watching the fishing channel...” I don’t know why I put that but it’s so random, and I like random stuff.

 

So now the president wants Ali to lead this project called “Project Mathz0r”.

 

Ali was all like, “Yippee”

 

After months of working on the project Ali felt he wasn’t needed anymore because all the stupid people weren’t stupid anymore, in fact, they were smarter. So Ali went back to his house and killed himself with a protein-depolarizer.

 

THE END

 

Written by Christian Chapman

Illustrated by Some guy

Printed by My Printer

Stupidity by Christian Chapman

Edited by Christian C. & MS Word (Lol)