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| So, you want to help fund the "Savant's a poor starving artist that seriously deserves fat wads of cash" fund? Sucker. Oh well, I might as well tell you what I have in mind just in case 'Christmas-Ain't-Soon-Enough-For-Giving-Fever' hits you. Punk. | ||||||||||||
| Here goes: } AR-15 } Ninja Gaiden (Xbox) } Blank Sony MD's } The Punisher [ACQUIRED] } A decent Knife } Finding Nemo (long story...) } Lifetime supply of Mac 'n' cheese |
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} New roller blades } A new Spatula } Batteries. Lots of batteries. } A pony [ACQUIRED] } Money } Mo Money } Mo of Mo Money |
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| Uh oh! You want to help, but can't get off your lazy upper legs and get these awesome items above? That's okay! Just send over some good ol' cash, and your name will be cleared from "the list". Just ask me for my address! | ||||||||||||
| So, you ask yourself, "What do I get in return?" To put it bluntly, nothing. I will love and cherish you or offer to have a drink with you (on me, too!), but other than that my gratitude and the assurance that there's no possible way you'll burn in hell is all you get. Sorry, we do not any longer issue hugs. Lest thy be a sexy beast. And not related to me. And female. And nice. In fact, there's only one person I would giveth hugs to, and chances are, it's not you. This one knows who she is. PUNK! -The Management |
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