Man, don't you fuckin' hate when you drop the soap while taking a shower? It always happens. Of course you try not to drop it. But it never works, it's like trying not to makes you drop it even more. Which sucks.

Then once you drop it you of course have to pick it up. Sounds simple, but fuck no it's not. First you gotta find the damn thing. It's like a damn ninja. You find the damn thing on the freakin ceiling! So after finding it you of course gotta pick it back up. So you have to bend down, and the first thought that enters your mind is of course, "This is where I woud get raped if I were in prison."

So then you pick your shit back up and continue scrubbing your ass for a while only to drop the fucker again!

I need to buy soap on a roap.