"I am a nerd. And it is the worst kind of nerd, the COMPUTER NERD!!! . 
I obsessivly wear hawaiian shirts, and listen to really wierd 80's 
music. I feel that humor is the best weapon, because why the jerk is 
laughing, I can hit him and knock him out. Actually, that is a lie, 
I do not have enough strength. I usually have to use a baseball bat, 
or in one case, a Chevy Nova. I am a pessamistic optamist, which means 
I hope the sun will rise, but I expect it to engulf earth in it's 
flames."